Jaym

Lesson 1 of the 2009 NHL Stanley Cup> Fact: The better team doesn't always win. Lesson 2 of the 2009 NHL Stanley Cup> Fact: The better team being the Redwings, was clearly demonstrated in Game 5 blowout and the score differentials in the games. Pens limped across with 2-1 wins, Detroit dominated with 3-1, 5-0 type wins. Lesson 3 of the 2009 NHL Stanley Cup> Fact: The classless Pens (as demonstrated by their trying to hurt Detroit players when getting spanked in game 5) barely won the cup against truly impossible odds... but Detroit is still Hockeytown and Pittsburgh is still The Pitt. Bonus Lesson: Life is pain, then you die.

ROFL... "I'm gonna kill Hudler" Classic.

Look, I love the Wings, but let's be real- the Glornak Sblurbx from Alpha Centauri 7 have never lost a single game in their 56,000 year history... Ah, just kidding. I'm happy so I'm silly.

Holy SHIIIIIIT was that close at the end. Whooooo Champs!

Goal 3 scored by Fleury's ass! Mwahahahah! Awesome.

OOOOOOOh my god. Goal???

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie! Holy chocolate cow milk, was that close...

Let me know when the clock passes 34.3... I refuse to look at or otherwise recognize that number any longer.

Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLL!!! Whoo!

Sorry, should have repeated it for those who missed... Detroit has 12 consecutive game 6 wins, 10 on the road when up 3-2 in a series!

Wow! Love that stat they showed.

3-2 We're still winning the series. Yes it sucks to go on the road, and it's not fun with how close we were... But do you really think Detroit is going to end this series losing 3 straight games with how good they've been in comparison to Pittsburgh? Nah. Vent, sleep, and regroup. They'll get a 4 in the W column before the Pens do.

Ouch. Now you have to worry about losing on the road and needing to win a game 7. Not good. Detroit sports are cursed.

Ruh Roh, Shaggy....

Hey, come on now- Jim Cash wrote Top Gun... and he was from Michigan, so it's just keeping in the spirit of Michigan to play it! Besides, when the Wings hear it, they'll feel extra motivated to win one for Goose. Poor Goose.

Come on... this is in Detroit- there's a random shooting every five seconds. Can't someone in that crowd pull out their gun and pop one in Fleury's knee or something? The Wings can just shrug and say "It's Detroit, it happens!" We Will Win! We Will Win! Shoot Fleury! We Will Win! We Will Win!

Gotcha. That's the only thing I could figure. Thanks.

I don't watch hockey as much as football and basketball, so I always wonder... why don't hockey players argue with the refs more? They always seem to march straight to the penalty box- they might be talking at the ref, but they're not pulling a Rasheed Wallace. But, why not? There are no technical fouls in hockey, right? What's the reason... can they get extra penalty time if they don't go straight to the box?

I've always felt that to make NHL Hockey Overtime not only more exciting, but quicker, the players should have to take 4 shots of absinthe prior to coming out for each OT period. Goalies 5 shots. Come on, admit it- how fun would that be?

Whoooooo!