donfishmaster

I don't like to say anything to my wife beforehand... I'm always afraid she might wake up.

s*** Howie....MONSTER rebounds...keep that up and your save percentage will be about 79%.

Greatest seventeen seconds of her life?

Wow, read that quickly the first time and thought you said you ran up the stairs and f^cked your wife on the TV. I was going to commend your speed and your wife's compliance but question your sense of propriety and treatment of expensive electronic equipment :!:

I'm going to go buy some lottery tickets.

Come on guys, one before the horn!

Probably time for us to try to put the puck into the net...yeah, that would be good.

This...sucks....sucks....goddammm...sucks....s***....goddammm...sucks..

Can't blame him for the first one...

Maybe we can make this PP look like something more than an effort to pass the puck to the Islanders so they can clear (like we did the FIRST TWO PPs.)

Given our skating, speed, and passing superiority, we SHOULD be ahead 4-1.

Funny as hell.

I'm gonna puke...

Lidstrom goal??!!???!??

MULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy for OZZI!!! I thought this would be a miserable end-of-career season, and now I believe he's our best goalie. He deserves an ovation!

Useless PP so far.

gooooOOOOOOO PP!!

What's with the empty seats???? I couldn't get tickets to this game for anything short of a mortgage payment!

I can't work up a good hate for the Islanders. Kyle Okposo's dad is a friend of mine. I will have to envision them dressed in Colorado uniforms. My fear is we'll win by two, and lose another top player to some idiotic injury (like malignant hemorrhoidal distension.)

Hudler gets a hattrick, Dallas prostitues celebrate with a 2-for-1 New Year's discount, stock in pharmaceutical companies producing anti-viral medications skyrockets!

Congratulations to the Wizard of Oz! He single-handedly won that game, and should have hit that milestone against Dallas. He has never played better, and he has probably never played for the Wings when he has gotten less help from his team (particularly the D.) If I were a Wing right now, I would feel much more confident with Ozzie in goal, but wouldn't be depressed if Howie came in. Ozzie can play forever if he can maintain this level of play, and I'm sure at least twenty other NHL teams would be MORE than happy to have a goalie of his caliber. P.S. I can't be more happy that it occured against Colorado. Their fans must have been incredibly deflated with a deep sense of lost opportunity. Their sadness and depression make me very, very

Remember much, MUCH too well the hog-copulating Avacramps of the 90's. Will never forget, will NEVER forgive.

oh...sad...oh well, get the hell off the ice you Avacramps pig.

HEY! Isn't it time to call another penalty on the Wings?