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In all fairness, when you post this on an opposing team's board, and you just got drilled like the Boos did last night, (I know, injuries, good effort, sun was in their eyes, blah, blah, blah...nobody cried a river FOR US when the Wings were the Walking Wounded last year!)you've got to kind of expect to have a certain degree of negativity expressed in your general direction.

When the red lights goes off, it can illuminate the name of a different sponsor! "That was a beautiful "Call Sam Bernstein" goal by Pavel Datsyuk!!!" Then sell naming rights to the individual components of the game, like, "This is a Belle Tire Power Play" Hey, WHATTHE....?????

If you're making the trip up to Hockeytown Authentics, may as well check out Motor City Sports Gallery next door and The Goalies Den a couple of blocks north. They also have lots of interesting Wings stuff.

While you're at it, why not make a "Scotty Bowmanesque" switch and move Pavs and Hank to D, Nick to Center, and let Hudler get some ice-time playing goal? Success would ensure your forever status as "BRILLIANT!!!"

Careful, pengo, or we'll have our goalie beat up your cheap-shot artist "Cindy" again!

If that hit had been PrickPronger or NiederNuts on Zetterberg, they Du(i)cks would have been screaming for the Wings to "Get some Balls and get over it!" Actually, if it was either of those two ******-nozzles it would be extraordinarily CLEAN considering all the smegma they've smeared around rinks over the years. Now that they suck donkey-dong they have to whine about the refs being mean and those other teams being so nasty and physical. Screw the Du(i)cks and all their band-wagon fans!

HAHHAAHAHA!!! I like it when the Lousy &ucks are sad!!!!

THIS!!! Perfect...absolutely PERFECT!!!

Seems like a lot of typing concerning the opinion of a Lousy ^ucks fan. ^ucks fans are insignificant insects...their drooling, slack-jawed ideas about my Wings are of no consequence to anyone with an IQ greater than a bean. This article screams, "DELETE!"

Pissed off, hurt Ducks = Funny!

Utter s***...

Mickey Redmond is laughing somewhere about the broken stick!

Please Mule!

Puke, vomit, death. We should have buried these ******-nozzles early on.

If the Blackheads start looking for sympathy, they'll find it between "s***" and "syphillis" in the dictionary.

"After further review, Mr. Bettman determined the Penguins were victims of a racist society, Todd Bertuzzi was a nasty poo-poo head, and Franzen probably deserved it... then he and the Penguins organization engaged in deep tongue-kissing..."

I would have bet a large amount of money that this thread was about a meeting between Buttman and Cindy Crosby before I saw the link...

Maybe he should claim to be an "UNDOCUMENTED LABORER." Then he can commit whatever variety of heinous offenses he feels are appropriate (assault, rape, murder, drug-running, kidnapping, weapons violations, trespassing, etc.) and the oh-so-sensitives in L.A., New York, and Washington D.C. will come flocking to his aid, pointing out that his DUI was simply the results of the mean-spiritedness of those bad Arizona citizens!

Playing "What If?" with drafts is fun, but given the Wings history, Wallin was a small, sad statistical accident. When my friends talk about drafting we always slam MERCILESSLY on one guy who railed RELENTLESSLY how stupid the Colts were to take Manning over Ryan Leaf. We couldn't go to a bar, game, or hang out without this guy telling us how much Manning was going to SUCK. Now, we simply never, ever grow tired of telling him, "Told You So!"

My deepest hope is, however, that Babs has spent the entire summer giving Helm "shot practice." I love his speed and aggressiveness, but what good does it do when he breaks away with the puck only to end up shooting like a 13-year old girl who just drank three pina coladas???!!!

Reading the commentaries afterwards reminds me that all other teams' fans are brutish, degenerate, ignorant products of sodomizing hillbillies. Their useless and insignificant opinions, lives, and families mean no more to me than a small insect splattering across my windshield, and will evince even less sorrow should such a fate befall one or all of them. They undoubtedly relayed their opinions in some form of debased grunting accentuated with playing with/contemplating their own feces. AKA, who cares? :!: :!: :!:

OMFG! That pile of weenie-fece is vile in a an entirely creative new San Francisco-esque way!!!! That's it...this is what happens when the pussified generation that would rather fish on Wii than get their spoiled lazy little asses up to the Pere Marquette River and catch salmon decide to turn their attentions to my beloved hockey??!!?! Please God, do NOT let them actually film the pre-game teach "reach-around!!!!!!!"

I think that if we look at it objectively, Mr. Modano adds "intangibles" that should please the loyal Red Wing fan base. Those intangibles are: http://mankenler.ofpuf.org/postcard.img4399.htm

Crazy? Crack-Head? Cob-nose? Cuddly-buns? "There's a time and place for illicit drugs and sex, and that place is college!" Homer Simpson

This has been a crappy day at work, a crappy day at school, either PrickPronger or TaxiKane are going to hoist the Cup, and now this. Vomit Die Hate