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Wow, when Babs talks about Ozzie he gets a look on his face like he is being forced to perform oral love with a syphillitic Haitian transexual.

"You Should Never Wish Death On Anyone" You clearly have never met my employer.

No goal...intent to kick...

You've got to be just completely whacked out on heroine... How can you say Howard was "losing it" when he was pulling an opponent off of one of his team's star players when the opponent was on his fifth and sixth cheap-shots to your star's back and head??!!? I'm impressed both by his save percentage and by the fact that he didn't hesitate to help Bert go after a known prima-donna who was trying to injure a teammate. If any player in the league did the exact, identical thing to Cindy after losing the game and the time had expired that the little Pengo-***** did to Z, they would have gotten a suspension. End of discussion.

Cindy Crosby post-game interview: "I'm not afraid to take on ANY of those nasty, dirty Red Wings, especially after the game clock expires and from behind! Next time they better watch out because Gary B. and I have our revenge planned and I know EXACTLY which Red Wing I'm going to take out. So LOOK OUT KAREN NEWMAN BECAUSE I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! (Cindy says as he swivels head and mumbles,"That Howard guy isn't within earshot, is he?!"

This is the first game I haven't watched all season, but after watching JIHHHHMMMYYY give it to that putrid little smegma-bleb I have an overwhelming urge to go buy his jersey. Man, Cindy is one little *****, isn't she? You could really read Cindy's lips at the end too: "When my sugar-daddy Bettman gets hold of you he is going to treat you like one of I'veagyni Malkin's gerbils!" Swear to God...

I feel the Penguins are poo-poo butt dumb-dumb heads! Is that comfortably within the rules?

PRESS RELEASE FROM g. bETTMAN, Toronto: "Upon further review, the line judge determined he 'lost sight' of the puck as it passed R. Luongo. Additionally, the time-zone of the net the Red Wings were shooting at is slightly different than the actual official timer, so time had actually expired at that end of the ice. Finally, two hot-dog vendors conferred and over-ruled the official on the ice that the puck was not, in fact, in the net. Therefore, the play is ruled "no goal." Ummm...bag to tea-bagging Cindy C. and Iveagyni M....

! Wow, that's a great Flames thread! Can't help but think: "Yes, Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, FLAMES! OH, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-Yummmy!"

Found this on the Flamer Board!

Seeing unhappy Flamer fans makes me feel happy and giggly inside!

WAY TO GO, BOYS!!!!! DIE YOU GRAVY-SUCKING FLAMER-PIGS!!!

YIP!

YEAH!!! I'LL MISS CONSUELA AND MARIA...BUT IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!

"Please Lord, if you let us score again in regulation I will give up Mexican donkey videos for Lent."

Again, THANK YOU JIMMY!!!

Man, our pK looks SOOO much better now than it did in October...

THANK YOU PAVEL!!! THANK YOU JIMMY!!!

If Crosby's looking for "Sympathy" he will find it buried between "s***" and "Syphillis" in the dictionary...

Undoubtedly the sound of four trained gerbils scratching to get out of the box alerted the always-vigilant Canadian authorites. Cindy welcome them back with open....erhghh....ummmmm.....arms.

I always use the words "Talbiban," "Anthrax," and "Bomb" in my emails...it is kind of like getting free spell-checking courtesy of Karl Rove and Dick Cheney!

What the NHL CAN do is support in-line hockey in southern zones. NO, it's NOT identical, but many of the skills are fungible to ice hockey, and which is better, kids showing NO interest in hockey or playing stickball as a way of moving up to baseball? Secondly, even people I know who aren't big hockey fans (and who watched the Olympics) all commented on the bigger rink. In my mind this is a no-brainer...as rinks in the NHL are replaced/refurbished, they should have to meet Olympic standards. The bigger rink absolutely showcases better talent, in my opinion. Secondly, it could be a marketing thing kind of like the American League playing the National League...think of all the mileage they get out of something as stupid as a designated hitter. With two styles of rinks evolving, announcers and fans can debate which team has the advantage in which rink, etc. As the older rinks disappear, the few "small" rinks will have a cache' like Wrigley Field. Just my thoughts.

GETTING BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC... I find it much more fun to mentally replace the word "Crosby" with "Whiny Little Pig-Copulator Ass-Cowboy." Then, I don't mind hearing his name so much!

This "Rafalski" kid you speak of looks GREAT!!! Wouldn't it be wonderful if the Wings could somehow sign him to a contract?

I was in 107, but yeah, you hope God only permits so many two-legged ******-nozzles to be born into one state!