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WAY TO GO STUART!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW LET'S GET ABOUT TWELVE MORE!!!!!

Bettman's mouth=penis trap

Is not a statue...is JOEBOO. JOEBOO like rum and hate the Colon-Cowboys Gyni Malkin and Sindy Crusty. Do NOT piss off JOEBOO!

YEAHHH!!!!DIE PENGUINS< DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRONNER....s*** man, what the ....damndamndamndamndamndamndamndadamndnandfandsf

Tire iron...base of Cindy's skull....blam...teehheee, teeheee..

Why do those cocksuckers get three cross-checks free every time the whistle blows?

Combination of an utter bulls*** penalty, horrible PK, and turnovers galore= I am very displeased.

Didn't we used to be a puck-possession team?

God, I want to kill these pricks.

That was a FRICKIN' PENALTY??????

Hold it, those pus-covered, ass-smelling ******-nozzles on the s***tsburg Bandwagon Board are accusing US of cheating? That piece of hog-smegma spears Ozzie, then ass-gerbil Malking cheap-shots Z while Satin holds Z so Malking can get in a shot or two before Z spazzes out, and WE'RE the bad guys? Analysis unimpeded by intellect. Hope they wake up coughing up lung chunks... but no hard feelings...

No no, this guy is right. At some point every year over the past twelve years the issue of the Wings being TOO SLOW, TOO OLD, TOO EUROPEAN, NOT GRITTY ENOUGH, BAD DEFENSE, NOT ENOUGH OFFENSE, WEAK GOALTENDING, NO STARS, TOO MANY STARS, ETC, ETC, ETC. has come up. He's right. We're done for. Pittsburgh should not even prepare for us. They should engage in wild whoring, drugs, drinking, and carousing since we are, as always, without hope. I....I'm sorry the Wings have so much as annoyed the Pens. Enjoy the Cup...we'll slink away now without a sound...

That's not what I bet Beefalobuttbugger looks like with his shirt off, though.

You're right...I suck. Going back to UM for another graduate degree while still working, I tend to waste my free time on sleeping and eating. Thank God I've given up mating, personal hygiene, and all other types of recreation until this school is over!

Do you mean when all is said and done Pittsburgh will be holding their cup? Cause historically Datsyuk has left many defenders holding their cup in their hands...it is no shame.

Titanium 2; I DO believe it is very bad luck for this Penguins fan (or anybody else, for that matter) to presume to discuss the next round before this round is won. I DO think it is GREAT that we have Hossa and Conklin. I said nothing disrespectful, malicious, profane, or libelous. I was kind of trying to make a joking-welcome to this Penguins guy. You, Titanium 2, are certainly entitled to your opinion on this forum. I can't help but sensing you are a deep-seated ass, however. Thank heavens you and your opinion mean nothing to me. When I see your posts in the future I will view them in the same vein as I did that "TOE BLAKE" guy from Anaheim...annoying, ill-considered, and irrelevant.

Wow...wow....dude...counting the chickens before they've hatched is ALMOST as bad as disrespecting the octopus. OH, and thanks for Hossa and Conklin!

Or is it pronounced "Buffalobuttbugger?"

I wanna see Cheli bag one...

The guy with the hernia who sang the National Anthem is behind the bench trying on goalie pads...

Who's their #4 goaltender behind Crawford?

BEAUEAUTEAUTIFUL!!! And Flip to make it even better! Penquinnville looks like he has just been sentenced to perform oral love on Rosie O'Donnell!

His name is pronounced "BuffaloGobGooGargle."

s***!!! The play is being reviewed!!! The official lost site of it when it passed behind the crossbar!!!