donfishmaster

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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    Is there an NHL rule that you cannot be called on a cross-check/roughing/interference when it is committed on Holmstrom? I mean, WTF!!! It was rightin front tof the official for crissakes!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    Wings look sharp except for passing in their own zone.
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    Why didn't Z shoot that?
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    HOLY s***!!!Could that have been any more obvious of a slashing???!!!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    s***, we scored...can't you hear the phone call from Bettman to the refs, "5-one-3...NOW!"
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    I'll bet there's a lot of REALLY pissed Blackhead fans because their team has had to play without the man advantage for a long, long time! Glad the refs took care of THAT!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    I've seen two interference penalties on the Cawks in the last two minutes...WTF did they call on the Wings???!!!!!
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    What's the word on Dats?
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    WCF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6, at Blackhawks 1

    They've started their, "WE WANT CAWK!" chant.
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    Lidstrom out for game 4

    What worries me is it must be frickin' MASSIVELY bad if Nick isn't playing in a playoff game. I don't think he would miss this game unless he was really hurt...so, how long will he be out?
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    WCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 4 (OT)

    I realized I hadn't been breathing for about three minutes...
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    WCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 4 (OT)

    We have utterly sucked donkey balls for a lot of first periods this post-season, haven't we.
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    WCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 4 (OT)

    It's almost like there is a change in momentum, eh?
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    WCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 4 (OT)

    Thank you Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Zoraster, Confucius, et al. NOW QUIT PLAYING LIKE YOU ARE LOST AND CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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    WCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 4 (OT)

    Could she use a pearl necklace?
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    WCF GAME 3 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 4 (OT)

    On the positive side, the chick sitting behind Babcock has a face that looks like tire tread, but nice boobs. Our power-play looks ooooh so uninspired.
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    Chicago Fans Complaing about Missed Calls

    First period: Red Wings 25 minutes of penalties Blackheads: 4 minutes of penalties Bulls*** penalty on Kronwall So, Blackhead fairweather fans, SHUT THE PUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Has anyone seen the blackhawks playoff ads?

    Screwing with the octopus = very bad kharma Shouldn't Chicago's commercial be: "WATCH US QUICK...WE WON'T BE PLAYING FOR LONG!!!"
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    Ozzie still gets no respect

    Good God almighty, it is almost unfathomable that this conversation is being perpetuated on a Wings board. Yeah, Ozzie had a s***ty season. He said he would pick it up and shine in the post-season, and he has. Would you have preferred a world-beater during the regular season and have won the all-coveted President's Cup (yawn) or have him playing the excellent hockey he is now. Second, if you don't think Ozzie has saved several games so far for us in the post-season, you have not been watching. I've seen or attended every game and Ozzie has stuffed a lot of puck up opponent ass, particular while getting run at by every low-level trashy goon-scum from the opposition. He is unflappable. Thirdly, I've been to many dinners and outings over the years that Ozzie has attended. He truly does not give a speck of tick-turd what people think. He makes a lot more $$$ than you, has better jewelry on his hands than you, and has his named chanted by adoring throngs at the Joe.
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    Ducks GM Bob Murray accused of cross-checking fan

    She must be crazy. A good lawyer would make "accidental chair waving" turn into my monthly trip to my mailbox and saying, "Hello check!"
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    Patrick Kane no fan of Detroit teams

    How to put this delicately... Mr. Kane's opinion of Detroit carries the same weight as that of a 57-year old South Chicago brain-damaged quadriplegic toothless pus-pissing syphillitic two-dollar transvestite Haitian *****.
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    Ducks GM Bob Murray accused of cross-checking fan

    "Officers noted since there was a brief time when they thought they couldn't actually SEE the chair (due to it being "free donut night" at the Ponda Center) they were unable to actually charge Mr. Dickweed Murray with assault. Shortly thereafter, Ms. Rachel Paris was taken into custody for allegedy assaulting Mr. Dickweed Murray's chair with her chest. Police commented, "Hey, this is just an extension of the on-ice officiating!"
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    2009 West Final Photoshop War: Chicago Blackhawks

    Mr. Piven, like every other professional actor, is literally just a lucky break away from spending the rest of his life serving lattes to you and me. When actors or TV personalities give their opinions on something political and people pay attention, it only serves to make me question the overall mental health of our nation.
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    Ducks fans crying about Game Winning goal.

    As of last night the Lousy*ucks and their know-nothing fans have been utterly relegated for the rest of the summer to the scrap-heap of absolute irrelevancy. Their unhappiness is no more important than a windhield bug-squish. We should waste no more print over their concerns, but just enjoy their anguish and their tears of unimaginable suffering!
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    2009 WCSF GAME 7: Ducks 3 at Red Wings 4

    Agreed. Babcock seemed pissed. I LOVED how he said the Wings were the better team six of the seven games. Man, kind of odd to rag on Ericsson and Cleary after knocking out the Lousy&%ucks.