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I thought the boys just did a good job of keeping him bolted down. My buddy I was watching the game with has a good comment: "Hit Crosby a few times and he gets flustered and acts like a puss." A concur...

The Wings are too old, too slow, too soft, not enough grit, not deep enough, too European, too tired, too ecclestiastical, too meretricious, too pedantic, AND way too truculent to win. give up now. oh, oh, the world is closing in. Gee, I've been hearing something like this ringing in my head for the last twelve years...

I HOPE the playoffs are done in May 'cause I'm going fishing up by Timmons the second week of June! Gotta love blackflies.

THANK YOU JESUS!!!THE WATERS PARTED AND THE LIGHT SHOWN!!!!! Good for Franzen, too. I hope this doesn't become a nagging problem, like a wife, for example.

*****, s***, crap!!! I'm still at work and was supposed to get off at 7:00 and it sounds like there is action a-plenty. GO WINGS!!! GET ME OUT OF MY GODDAMNED JOB!!!!

If Chelios hadn't come here, he would have been expected to carry a MUCH bigger chunk of the load at Chicago/elsewhere. Consequently, he NEVER would have had the longevity anywhere else like he has here.

Screw 'em. I was at Saturday's game and that little beeyahtch Turdco slashed every red jersey he could extend his stick to...finally after blatantly walloping Homer he got a call. Sooo, screw all the little whiners! Have a nice day.

EXACTLY!!! I'm sure some hospital would have called in the team over the weekend and NOT waited until today if any of this evil speculative crap was suspected!

[Good Lord, if any of his doctors thought he had a subdural or parenchymal hematoma, he would have already had an MRI and MRA...I can't believe the hero of the Wings would have to wait until he could be schedule behind Leroy the drunk's scan for syphillitic aortic lesions! ON THE OTHER HAND, post-concussion syndrome can be a *****. Think about it, he's played one game on 1-and-a-half weeks and needs more time off. This could be days, weeks, months, or years. Uncertainty's a *****, just like the little ***** Turdco!

Crap like this from Foreskin makes me glad that it is physically and emotionally impossible for me to detest the 'Avacramps at a higher level than I have for the past decade or so. Foreskin=Smegma Bleb.

Belated as well, but Happy Birthday to a gentleman and hero!

Nice to have a non-trolling Havs fan on board. Hope the games are pleasant and all is friendly and light. However, My Wings have nothing on your elderly mother and "manufactured housing resident" sister!

There should be some kind of contract stipulation about no player copulation in the months of July-September!

You definitely need to make this CafePress material...I'd buy one!

BY ABSOLUTE DEFINITION, NOOOOO Wings fan would root for the Havacramps. Period. End of conversation. Ever.

Stop it, stop it, STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!! whimper, cry... YOU ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO THINK KWAAME IS GUILTY! They're all VICTIMS!!! VICTIMS I TELL YOU!!! VICTIMS OF SOCIETY!!!

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I thought his game against the Predabillys was the closest thing we've had to a Homer-esque performance in a long time. If we could have two guys willing to sell out in front of the net, it would make life for Tomas INFINITELY better because other teams couldn't focus on just him. Johan looked really confident. Couldn't happen at a better time.

You gotta watch "Deadwood." It prepares you for the business world, along with the first two "Godfather" movies, Machiavelli's "The Prince," and Dilbert.

Again, Mr. Woo, making slashing action across throat when looking at Laperrypuke: "Dead Cocksucker!!!"

Holy Mother of Frogs!!!! What a wwwweird and wwwacky group of fans! A couple of months ago there was a slew of "the season is toooo easy, we need some adversity." Thank Heavens those people have finally STFU!!! Now, with half our top two lines out with injuries, people are predicting doom and gloom. You take away a leading baseball team's entire outfield, an infielder and catcher as well as half of their starting rotation and are surprised the teams slumps, but then you find it impossible to imagine they will once again be a top team when those players return? Ken Holland is the envy of the manager league. People who think he needs to go should be careful what they wish for...they may someday get it.

Wow, way to look a gift horse in the mouth!

IF there was any "message" it was that the Wings would not back down physically form PrickPronger and his group of (to quote my hero, Al Swearingen) dirty cocksuckers. I mean, WTF? It was THEIR home game, played at THEIR regular time in a manner more consistent with THEIR style of play and WE came out with a W. IF WE would have lost because of a 5-3 or a broken stick, wussy little whiners would be saying we just didn't have the toughness to compete and we needed to get some more goonies to fill the roster!

Thank you!