donfishmaster

What the #*)@??? What kind of ^(#)^& god-da#%@ retard would even CONSIDER that !$^#&*#$$ Lemieux-bastard for the HOF?

Ummm.... no thanks...Iginla's a ******.

Whooaaa! Just think, "The Little Caesar's Barn." Don't like the sound of that at ALL!

IS NOT, IS NOT! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. Good Lord, you're more fun to screw with than a stuttering auctioneer with a hair-lip!

The Fox article about sums it up... AND Carlyle's still a big greasy ******...

And this has WHAT to do with him being a ****** as far as this whole Prick-Pronger incident is concerned???? He won the Norris, so WHAT!!!??? What the hell does THAT have to do with THIS issue??!!! Talk about getting off-target! Uneducated? Starting a sentence off with "SEE RIGHT THERE..." is the sort of thing I would expect from a third-grader, not someone with the guts to insult an opposing fan on the opposing fan's forum site. Good Lord, I miss the San Jose fans. The schools must be far better in northern California!

By our team of Euros, I guess you're right...we have all non-Michigan players here. So glad Teemoo, Chrissie, and the rest are all tanned SoCal "Dudes". ANAHEIM: NHL PLAYER-PROVIDER TO THE WORLD!!!!! OH, thanks for Babcock, though. He's a great coach. Keep the one you have now as he is just WAYYYY too douchey!!!

"They can't handle us 5-on-5... They better be ready for us Tuesday." Just throwing that out there for digestion... (Not that what he's saying hasn't been true to this point, really.) In all fairness, I'm sure a lot of stuff gets said by Prick-Pronger during the pre-game reach-around that isn't intended for public consumption!

The Prick-Pronger and Nigglermeijer both absolutely deserve suspensions. They boarded with intent to injure and I don't believe any intelligent person who watched the replay can in any way deny that. Yeah, Prick-Pronger is a tall ******-bag, but he still had his arms up to whack the back of Homer's head. The ONLY way the league can put a halt to intentional attempts to injure another player is with suspension, especially in the playoffs. The fact Homer came back is utterly irrelevant. That said, the league will never EVER do that because they are gutless and wouldn't want two of their star c@cksuckers off the ice for fear of the effect on TV ratings. God, I hate Prick-Pronger. He is the one guy (besides Claude Lepoo and Patrick Roy) who, if the Wings obtained him, would require me to evaluate my loyalty to the Winged Wheel. I'm sooo glad you were able to come back, Homer. You're a warrior.

I registered at the Shark's blog thefeeder.com during the series just to see what they were thinking. Since the last game, I've been trying to post a response on their boards thanking them for a wonderful, hard, exciting, clean series. Since the Quack fans have started with Predabilly-like annoyances, I would also like to thank them for being such non-dicks in their posting, and ask them why more of them don't wear Sharks jerseys/shirts to the games. However, it STILL will not allow me to post messages, and it keeps bouncing me out when I try to get to their administrator. I know others here have posted at thefeeder and wondered if anybody could offer some help. Thanks in advance!

HAHAHA The REAL funny thing is, after the season is over the Wings will be GODS in Michigan and the Quacks will have to wait in line at LA restaurants behind producers, A-list, B-list, C-list, and porn actors and actresses as well as every Lakers and Clippers player and staff, Hip-Hop babbler and his/her entourage, professional surf-boarders, and Larry the Cable Guy. Just ask Fedorov...

OMG!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! What a gerbil-lovin' ******!

I was hoping we would play you 'Nucks cause I thought the whole Bertuzzi thing would be entertaining.

All season long the Predabillys on here were annoying in a "we're totally clueless about hockey" sort of way, but they were tolerated... The Calgary fans were mostly goons, like their team. The Sharks fans were cool. I can't understand why more of them don't wear Sharks jerseys/shirts to the games, but they were into it. Their team was great and it was a clean, extraordinarily entertaining series. The Quacks seem to reflect the nature of their team, with Prick-Pronger being representative of the rest of the ilk. As I said before, I hate their team, their families, their neighbors, and their pets and the series hasn't even STARTED yet!

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!! My Wings match up poorly with the Quacks, and it will UNDOUBTEDLY be a cake-walk for Anaheim. IN FACT, you guys should be looking PAST Detroit and planning your strategies for Ottawa/Buffalo. PLEASE disregard this series, it is simply a formality before your playing in the Finals. Good luck in your quest for the Cup and remember, there is NO NEED WHATSOEVER to prepare for Detroit. Your victory is a done deal!!!!

I'd say Dom owes him a shiny new Mercedes!

Thanks a lot, seriously. That was one of the most entertaining, clean series I've watched as a dyed-in-the-Red Wings fan. You guys were bigger and fresher out of the gate, we were (IMO) better puck handlers and a bit faster. I'm glad the Wings beat you, but the teams were so well matched it was great viewing. Plus, you could have very easily won the series. But God, I hate that Prick-Pronger!!!! Having Mullet-Head Melrose pick the Quacks is most amusing! See you next year!

AMEN!!! (Giddy giggle as I again recall Prick-Pronger's ACL going "BoinGGGGG" as he tried to take out an already-injured Yzerman!)

Yeah, and I suppose the Wings are going to have a miserable rebuilding season like every Nostrodamus-wannabe predicted was going to happen THIS year!!

The Wings WILL win because I want them to have the opportunity to destroy/annihilate/abuse/hurt/be very mean to that Prick-Pronger.

Wow, I hate their living guts, as well as their neighbors, their pets, their friends, and all of their families and the series hasn't even started yet!

We as Wings fans can be VERY thankful we have the back-ups that we do at Grand Rapids. OF COURSE you don't expect to call somebody up to play like a Datsyuk, but if they can give you solid, error-free minutes in an emergency, that is an enormous asset to the team.

Son of a monkey *****! I was just getting ready to watch the game when I got called into work for an emergency and just finished. Sounds like Calgary is, in the words of Deadwood's Al Swearingen: COCKSUCKERS!!!! MUST watch replays...man, I wish I would have thought to tape the game. GO WINGS!! IGINLA< YOU LOUSY COWARD!!!!

Hamrlik=Hemorrhoidlick? EEEYYWWWH?!

Ummm...I respectfually disagree because I thought it made American hockey fans appear to be, in the words of Carlos Mencia, "DEEEHDEEHDEEE." I would accept it if they made golf balls fluorescent fuschia with little spiked feet that ran faster as the ball was hit harder, and maybe baseballs could be swirling masses of plasma that changed from indigo through magenta as the ball was hit and changed directions. Tennis could have the ball change from purple to peat green and spin in opposite directions as the players returned it from one side to the other. Then I would drop acid until my brain fell out.