donfishmaster

:colorbounce: MAN, it is nice to see the Predabillys on their heels!!!

O'Brian: "Hey, I want to hit little people who are undefended. This is unfair!"

BERT! BERT! BERT! BERT!

HUDS! Man, he'll be reliving that opportunity in his head all night.

"Good play by Ericsson" Wow,that's not a commonly-heard phrase. I like that Abby is getting in O'Douchebag's face

"Load of garbage" "Irrational babbling" You are an unpleasant, annoying...ummmm....individual, chrisdetroit.

:battle: I can't believe a thread has this title... this is like me trying to figure out how I live in the Playboy Mansion, drive fleet of Bentleys and Lamborghinis, and sleep with a pantheon of young, robust, fecund blondes every night... ...I fall asleep and then I dream!

Are you watching the same Red Wings team as I am? I never ***** about the goalies, because goalies have good games and bad games like everybody else. HOWEVER... The Wings aren't just having bad games, they are in a progressive slouch towards the playoffs. As the season progresses, every aspect of their game looks worse. As Babs pointed out, he doesn't really mind if they lose so long as they play well. ...they are NOT playing well, and that poor level of play is only getting worse. I'll say the goalies are the exception. Mac does well, but I'm sure facing a zillion shots every night gets old for a new goalie. We are losing our creativity on offense and the PP as the season wears on. You must not be watching games if you can't see that. Our defense is...good god...what can a person say? If you don't think our D is in a free-fall and getting worse, then you are watching another team's channel. I've been a Wings fan forever, and I'm sure I'm older than most of the people on this board. If we were a bad team playing hard but getting thumped, such is life. Consequently: -We're either a bad team that over-achieved the first half of the season and is massively overpaid, ala the rangers. or -We're a good team that is losing the capacity to play well. I believe we're in the second situation, which is wayyyyyyyyy more scary. Bad teams can be up-regulated over time. But when great players start to lose confidence in their abilities (despite having an outstanding head coach, imho) more great players won't help. If we were a corporation, the answer would be a change of leadership. THIS BELIEF DOES NOT MAKE ME A BANDWAGON FAN!

You're absolutely correct. The Blues set the bar so high that the prospect of having to score a dozen goals next game is very daunting. That would require something like 72 shots on goal.

I hope to hell we don't face the Blues in the first round!

I....I...I feeel... I feel so miserable I think I'm going to let a Medicaid patient die tomorrow simply because they are poor. Does that make me a bad person, though?

The Cheerleaders for the Wings:

Time to hit it.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: Wow, I turned the game off at 5-2 and swore I wouldn't turn it back on. Against my own better judgement (much like my tequila-induced college bacchanals of the early '80s) I turn the game back on to find the offensive juggernaut of St. Louis has scored nine goals Nine Goals NINE M@THER-F&CKING, C@CKS#CKING GOALS!!!???!??!??!!?! Guys, I've been a Wings fan for a loooooonnngggg time, but we are in goddam free-fall. We are going to get swept the first round of the playoffs, and NOBODY talk about winning the Cup...it just ain't happenin'! :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

Well, this has been enough fun for one night. I'm going to go taunt homeless children with warm food. You masochists keep watching!

What is it about playing at home that makes the Wings lazy as a Highland Park crack-*****???

Just tuned in to learn: -Datsyuk still out -Helm hurt -Gave up 19 shots -...and down 3-2 to the POWERHOUSE Blues. Gee, must be another home game!

I was just thankful to Buddha that Holmstrom didn't get called for "goalie interference" on that one.

Still, I am confident that Pavel would have been a game-breaker if he would have played. We will take the Blackheads in six in the playoffs.

...and, predictably, ******-Nozzle scores.

You're ******* me...just completely. s***-dick penalty call.

THIS!!!!!

Islanders coach?

"Grabs the stick of Hudler a LITTLE bit" Master of understatement...

great....another pk....great....f%cking great......great....