heinz57

Why do mosquitos exist?

Zing!

lol

My lips are chapped.

Umm... yeah. If you're going to hollow out a cake that big, it would be a good idea to give the insides of the cake to me.

I'm going to go sleep.

Wouldn't it be cool if you had the power to fire someone when they did one thing wrong?

You should show up at her door anyway.

They store them there in attempt to kill their employees and customers.

I have more chocolate chip pancakes.

I like sleeping.

I was up north.

I'm back! And I am TAN! Well, as tan as I can possibly get. No, that's not what happened. I forgot to put a couple of things in when I did a load of laundry, so then I had to do an extra load. Then when I put the second load in the dryer, I missed a shirt and had to put that through the dryer by itself, and it didn't dry very well by itself. That sucks. Whichever one you have to get up earlier for is worse.

I am SO sick of this BS. I've been waiting patiently for it to go away, but it's still there and I'm done waiting.

I officially suck at doing laundry.

You should go shoe shopping. That's the best.

Saltine crackers are good with anything.

Why do I have such crazy dreams?

I am so frustrated and confused right now... I have no idea what I did wrong.

Aww good luck. You have my condolences.

That was beautiful. If you use packs of frozen peas instead of ice, it works better because then it actually wraps around your jaw, and ice just sort of sits on top. Try not to let food get into the incision, that happened to my friend and she had to get it cut open again because it got infected. While you're taking the pain meds, take it easy. I was a bit too active and almost threw up. Don't use a straw, it could cause dry sockets which are very painful. Be careful when you brush your teeth, if you accidentally brush the gums it just causes more pain (I learned this the hard way).

I'm a little bit hyper right now.