heinz57
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Ok so I'm sitting at the table eating my dinner, when I hear this thud. It sounded like something hitting the window. So I go over to the doorwall and see this bird lying on its back on the deck. I think it's dying.
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I doubt it... Unless the person you sell them to has an IQ of like 10.
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You don't want them. They're not real. They're plastic and only there for decoration.
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I don't want the stupid jewels on my clothes.
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I am so tired. And hungry.
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Sorry Rabs. I didn't mean to bring you into this.
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I had a dream that the doctor that took out my wisdom teeth looked like Pavel Datsyuk except he was half black I told you it was strange.
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I just had a strange dream.
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I'm annoyed
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Is it cherry chapstick?
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I don't know but it's working now.
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Why can't I get to my email?
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Yeah, but it just makes me want to eat real food that much more.
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You know what would be cool? If I could eat whatever food I wanted instead of eating all this soft crap that I don't need to eat anyway because I'm not in pain, but I have to eat because the food pieces could get stuck in my gums.
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My cheeks are starting to get puffy.
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Detroit Mayor to Spend Night in Jail By the way (you probably get this a lot) are you seriously from Hell, Michigan?
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Kwame is going to the slammer!
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Sorry, I'm going to bed. I've gotten about 4 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours.
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I'm sleepy.
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That sounds good, but my mom bought 3 different flavors of ice cream just because I was getting my wisdom teeth pulled. And someone ate my strawberry banana yogurt
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My tounge is numb
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I'm off to get my wisdom teeth pulled
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Yeah I must be clueless.
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Wow. I haven't posted on here all day.
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