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They said Richard Bachman was coming in and I expected to see Stephen King take the ice.

All those idiots that stand up to get on TV at the Joe when they know the cameras will be pointing towards the faceoff dot. Extra bonus if said doooshnozzle is on their cellphone.

Or this mysterious "puck luck".

Here's some quality 'Red Wing Hockey'!

...and you're gonna be in trouble, hey lah, hey lah. Bert is back.

Certainly does look like he'll have a busy season.

2 more dust ups tonight in the first 20 mins.. I think the 22 haters might be thawing a bit.

June 2008?

OK, 22 got those out of the way.. Now, let's try less facey punchy, more goalie scorey!

Directv FSDET+ in standard def is TERRIBLE. FSDET+ in HD is fine. Folks having FSD+ issues, please identify your provider. I'm trying to see if this is isolated to just WOW cable or not. Can anyone with Comcast watch FSD+ right now? Thanks.

I guess TooToo guaranteed a win now, then..

Monica Lewinsky's lack of a dry cleaner.

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a splinter... under your fingernail.

Since they already have an arena - Kansas City Kupcakes!

Trade the Captain and Datsyuk? Huh. Sounds like a great idea. /sarcasm

Expected to make announcement with team presser soon, had already told team. Tomas, thank you for all the great years! Thanks for taking a beating game in/game out. Thanks for inventing your own language! http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2013/01/red_wings_tomas_holmstrom_expe.html

I don't know if he handed him the puck, but he does speak to him because that was former teammate and Red Wing - Ray Whitney.

From now on, Jimmy Howard is not allowed to wear skates. For the safety of our fragile players, he has to wear broomball shoes.

Working here.. I love listening to Homer speak.. hahaha

"To be successful, we have to take 7 or 8 out of every 10 points. " -That's going to be a tall order this year.

Such a mixture of pessimism and optimism! Keep hope alive!

This blog/article is woefully short of Red Wing players. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1483813-power-ranking-the-top-100-players-in-the-nhl-entering-the-2013-season Of interest - 79. Datsyuk - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1483813-power-ranking-the-top-100-players-in-the-nhl-entering-the-2013-season/page/25 78. Zetterberg - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1483813-power-ranking-the-top-100-players-in-the-nhl-entering-the-2013-season/page/26

what station? the ticket's playing their regular schedule.

BLACKED OUT IN MEMPHIS!!! GRRRRR. Dang Fox Sports Detroit.