FireCaptain

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    Top Ten Red Wings Goals (of the modern era)

    Modern era? seriously? With Ysebaert(sp)? My guess is, they just wanted to have a couple Stevie Y goals and they had to go back to that one. I guess I would consider a "modern era" equal to 10 years or so, not 16+.
  2. caution: firehouse humor below - not P.C. His heart is lazy and it sucks but seriously, get better soon.
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    Yet another hometown discount

    That spelling made me think of Fedor Tyutin. Besides, we all know there can be only one "Y" on the Red Wings. All prospects are told early on that if they have a Y in their name and they make it to the big club, they must legally change their name. Tomas Kopeckie coming soon to a jersey near you. I hear that the RafalskY jerseys a fetching a pretty penny on ebay right now. p.s. I'm tired, I'm going to bed. This was fun.
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    2/25 GDT: Sharks 1 at Red Wings 4

    Only thing I can be sure of - this is game 61. Wings win is tainted by Draper/Lemieux tongue kiss at center ice under the guise of "burying the hatchet".
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    Yet another hometown discount

    Who is this Federov you speak of? I know that a FedOrov, played in Detroit, but I've never heard of a FedErov. You'd think that someone so knowledgeable in Sergei's intent would at least know how to spell his name.
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    hilarious impression of Preds fans

    Can someone please post that "Not this s*** again" picture.. Ugh. We get it, all Southerners are sister banging, gun toting, tractor driving, toothless idiots. Thanks so much for your opinions. Thanks so much, now please get back to solving Detroit's problems. Sorry our problems can't be as interesting as double digit unemployment, bankrupt auto makers and a mayor that can't keep his dick in his pants. That's all for now, I have to go shower myself in FAYGO and watch 8 Mile on DVD.
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    Albany River Rats' bus crashes in MA

    The crash happened in the early a.m. while returning from a game. http://tsn.ca/ahl/story/?id=267762&lid...=headlines_main
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    2/18 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 6

    I'm wondering what kind of strange looks I'll receive when I try to collect on the hat trick a Arby's in Memphis.. No freebies? but but but, I saw it on FSD!! C'mon Wings!
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    2/18 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 6

    He's thinking, "Damn, this chick's hair is as sweaty as her armpit.. yuck.. Good thing, I'm ***. Girls are yucky." OK, seriously, that chick should seek some professional strength antiperspirant.
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    2/18 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 6

    My prediction. The Preds are dealt another loss when they really need the 2 pts to cling to their fading playoff hopes. This is sad for me since it's nice being able catch Red Wings playoff hockey only 3 hours away (assuming they'd meet at all). Go Wings. 4 - 0. (superstition, shmuperstition)
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    Hossa: "Datsyuk should be league MVP"

    Thanks for doing the leg work and looking all these up. This is a great thing to see in print.
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    Franzen or Hudler

    http://blog.mlive.com/snapshots/2008/03/th...ning_extra.html Am I missing something? Cleary's got a 3 1/2 year NTC. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want to go anywhere.
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    The Lang deal

    All this time, I thought you were a dude. Please tell me you're a chick.
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    Top 3 All Time Antagonists

    Roy(arrogant ******), Pronger(giant arsehole) and Forsberg(creepy looking bastard).
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    2/12 GDT: Wild 2 at Red Wings 4

    4 - 2 Wild.. Or Ozzy took his mini-benching to heart and it goes 4 - 1 Wings.. Who knows, it's all speculation anyway. GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Pav's one liners

    During one of the early season losses, the stupid reporters are clearly annoying him and a reporter asks something like "How come the team lost tonight?" Dats says, "We not score, is hard to win." Simple, elegant and tough to argue.
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    Hossa to Sign Soon?

    Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot. I wish I could "casually" watch a game. It would do wonders for my blood pressure I'm sure.
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    Where do the Wings stay?

    When I saw the Wings in St Loo about 2 years ago, they stayed at the hotel right next to the Bowling Hall of Fame. Yes, there is such a thing - who knew? Anyway, I don't know what the name of the hotel was but google should be able to help. Here's a LINK to the BHoF page with the address to help your search.
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    Hossa to Sign Soon?

    Yeah, people are breaking down the doors and blowing up the phones in a rush to be first in line for the rights to trade for Osgood. Everyone wants the goalie who's ranked damn near last in the NHL with an .880sv% and a 3.29gaa. Seriously, where do you people get these ideas? http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8458568&view=stats
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    Hossa to Sign Soon?

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. Never mind the grooming of Zetterberg, up to and including the longest contract in franchise history - yeah, the "C" is going to Hossa. Seriously, where do you people get this stuff?? IF he stays and continues to be a stand up guy on the ice and in the locker room, I could see an "A", but THE "C"?? Over Hank? Never.
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    Referee's schedule?

    I miss your GDTs.. No offense to the person doing them now, but you are a photoshop wiz/genius/master/etc... Everything looked clean and well put together.
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    The Wings need to get blown out.

    Go for a ride in a minivan? too soon?
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    So, you want to work for the Red Wings you say...

    Have you seen his new ad for the SLAP CHOP. "You're gonna love my nuts!"
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    This is why the NHL is great

    Exactly my thoughts when I read the article. What an unfortunate situation for that family. A great read and a classy move by the Penguins.
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    Zetterberg's Contract

    *sniff* registered on the forum a few days *sniff* takes an argumentative stance *sniff* seems to hate the wings and/or their success Smells like a troll to me, but I could be mistaken.