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They did call it a penalty.. but it wasn't for the dive... I think that one is called "the day Jaromir Jagr shot Sean Avery.."

Dafuq does that mean?

Hey, ease up.. sometimes, they really do get shot...

Wow! Amazing GDT! Let's hope the Wings play as awesome as it is! LGW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget the iron clad, patented KHAZMTNMHMTTNIC (Kenny Holland Absolutely Zero Movement or Trades No Matter How Much The Team Needs It Clause © ) that it will come with.

I think it sounds like "Anumaseeyou (later)" Like someone saying, "And I'm gonna see you (later)" very quickly. Make sense as he skates by them.

OK, but I gonna need some assistance from the ladies around here and you're allowed to watch, but no eye contact.

Jordin Tootoo said Canucks forward Alexandre Burrows made “classless personal remarks regarding my family” while they were both in the box during the first period, provoking a second period attack. Tootoo left the bench and went after Burrows while players were lining up for a face-off. Canucks teammate Derek Dorsett intervened on Burrows’ behalf. Tootoo wouldn’t relay to reporters exactly what was said, but his battle with alcohol and his brother’s suicide are well-documented. Undoubtedly, the NHL is looking at whether Tootoo deserves any supplemental discipline for starting an altercation during a stoppage - beyond the 10-minute misconduct he received. Tough to put yourself in Tootoo’s situation in this case. In the NHL, there is a code for trash talk. It reminds me of something a player once said about on-ice chirping: “Wives are OK, kids and pets are off-limits.” Tom Gulitti @TGfireandice Tootoo: "Everyone fights a fight no one knows about and when you dive into personal issues, it's just classless. To me, that's cowardly.”

I cannot seem to find anything about Howard's condition after the knee to the head other than HSJ's and Khan's tweets. Both report that he was ok and wanted to come back in. https://twitter.com/HeleneStJames/status/663495451665170432 https://twitter.com/AnsarKhanMLive/status/663491695741427712 Seems like just got knocked a little loopy, but is that the real story?

from - http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/oshie-the-dalmatian-and-three-blind-mice-the-best-nhl-halloween-costumes/ It's a Tootsa Loompa!

WTF??? Why is it blacked out on FSD+??? GRRRRRRRRRRR! (Memphis - Directv)

Great point, however if he is guilty and she takes the settlement, she forever looks like a liar and a golddigger - even if she was telling the truth - , while he - although not 'guilty' in a court of law - will be forever tarnished. No one wins here, either way. It's like OJ winning the criminal case, but losing the civil case.

I'm not sayin'... I'm just sayin'. Money buys silence, silence from the star witness to the alleged crime equals freedom. http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmacramalla/2015/09/08/legal-impact-suspension-of-patrick-kanes-grand-jury-proceedings-into-sexual-assault-case/

No, no, no, you're looking at it all wrong. As a famous person, he can arrange his sentencing to just do weekend time. Check himself into jail on Saturday mornings and check out Monday mornings. That way, he can be well rested and play his butt off during the week before reflecting on his heinous (alleged) crimes for 48 hours at a clip.

Or his endangered fish in the frying pan.

He thinks he'll see time in net for the Griffins?

OMFG! That is EPIC. Guess Franzen's humor lobe remains intact.

I thought your whole post was blank until I quoted it and saw the youtube link.

This needs to be Cleary as Rose and Holland as Jack - fighting for the last floating sliver of boat in Titanic.

NEGATIVE.. That's going to the rafters.

This gave me GOOSE bumps.

Ask Jimmy D.

Couldn't find any of the numerous other threads about the 'Yotes being homeless, so here's one more. http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/coyotes-deny-breach-of-arena-lease-agreement/ City of Glendale meeting to discuss Coyotes lease

So, signed? "Drafted in 2013, he must be signed by Detroit by June 2015 or would re-enter the 2015 NHL Draft."