Hiei

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You know what. Rafalski is > than Bertuzzi + Schneider + Dandenault! I'll be damned, Holland knows what the f*** he is doing....not to mention that a Former LA Kings Defenceman is quietly doing well for this team.....stay at home defenceman that can hit and lay the grille in front of 2 lbs of rubber going 100 MPH. Now, You didn't hear this from me. The Red Wings will Win games 2 and 3 and lose game 4, however winning it at home in game 5.

THAT'S A WIN! BUCKLE UP AND DRIVE HOME SAFELY!!!!!!

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DETROIT RED WINGS 4 (Franzenstein, Zetterberg, Lidstrom, DRAPER) Dallas 3 (Modano, Morrow, Zubov)

Jinx? WE'RE THE DETROIT ******* RED WINGS. so STFU. I say we perform a seance if you're so damn worried about it.

hey Trevor. If you were seeing us wishing injury on Ott, Madonna, ToMorrow, etc, it'd be more like: (Warms up his Drill Instructor Hartman voice) I HOPE HOLMSTROM CUTS OFF TURCO'S HEAD AND s***S DOWN HIS NECK! DON'T FALL ON THE ICE ZUBOV, THAT WOULD BREAK MY ******* HEART!!! ZETTERBERG IS GONNA GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND ********* YOU! I think that clears it up a bit. GO WINGS!

It'll be Midnight where Duck Guy is before this game ends!!! Pulling 1 AM at Rogers, Arkansas, 300 Miles Northeast of Dallas, Texas.

oi.......Not sure if i'm gonna be able to wake up tomorrow for work...................f*** it. They owe me a day off. end of Game 7. Begin game 8. and I'm still going strong!!!!

Because I WANT TO SLEEP SOMETIME TONIGHT. GO WINGS GO!!!!

You know....I wanna see Turco shoot it past Nabokov.....it would only be fit since none of the skaters has energy to shoot anymore. Michalek's arm in a sling according to TSN guys.

Dallas Kills it. SOMEONE SCORE A GOAL. Nabokov hasn't faced too many shots....SHOOT AT HIM!

Hiei, Checking in and STILL PULLING THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN FROM ARKANSAS! Turco has been playing out of his mind since OT began. Sadly, the rest of the stars are asleep at the wheel

Nabokov hasn't looked steady all playoffs, but hey, Drag this series out. Tonight is Game 5 at HP Pavillion. (their goal horn reminds me of an intel chip burning and grinding to its death.) Turco never seemed to fare well against the Wings, and his backup Holmqvist was getting shelled by everyone in Tampa this year. I say we play BOTH of them at the SAME TIME. I am not scared of them, and Neither should the wings!

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I live in Rogers, Arkansas....The biggest thing around here is the U of Arkansas Razorbacks (Fayetteville is 20 Minutes away) Most Hockey Fans around here like Either Dallas (Yuck!) or Colorado....PUKE-A-BUCKET. There are a few Detroit Transplants down here, I worked with one of them at JB Hunt Headquarters in Lowell....

Just for You Datsyuk. Order me up a case of Baltika brews....Send the profits to Pavel Datsyuk, Detroit, MI.

JESUS CHRIST, do not tempt us like that again Wings....good god...Defense looked horrid.

Jose Theodore: The Official Property of Mule Hockey Incorporated.

Heh. the Stupid Penalty Machine is Revving up on the Colorado Side.

Embarass Budaj, make em put Weiman in!

HE Gone.

I love Mule. Let me say that again I. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU MUUULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT HAT-TRICK!!! ZETTERBERG SCORES!!!! 4-0!!!