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Aww Bobby, I guess it's jes' fate then. Nothing less than a night out on the town with me'll suffice. Aaaaanddd... go Sheffield! What an off-season pickup!

He's not talking about fixing Sun Belt teams, he's talking about fixing the league's most marketable young star for many years to come. Pittsburgh and Crosby in the Stanley cup finals would be a serious draw, hands down. I'd watch them no matter who they played, even if they played a team like the Miami Mouseketteers

I haven't heard of it, but it's funny like a few years back I realized how many new places are set up on the west coast. New places rock, but I haven't seen any of 'em out in the cold north that's Mih-chee-gan.

What did I just get myself into? Will you still take that baby puke Foppa jersey Rabs? Never look a financial return in the mo- ..err, treasure chest. Arr.

That is the sick and awesome thing about it. We're back on the radar again, containing the respect of the NHL - again. I don't really care about being in the media eye of the league, because that sucks. It is, however, nice to have that vote of confidence again from your peers.

Right. Also, what limits have the Preds had on their team salary? Either way, it's win-win for Balsillie. You may as well make your team into a contender while you get ready to jump them into a new market.

It'd be the best place to go for a snack prior to gametime, hands down. If you ever return to Detroit, it's a date.

..suuuuuuuure, Rabia Kevorkian... "Ok, if you -reeeeally- want to die, let me tell you the best way. Oops, I got a page for emergency heart surgery, hold up a minnit."

Ever been there heinz? 'cos it -is- so good! puckhog, it's this quaint little restaurant that I've kind of fallen in love with, and it's jes' got the best cake ever. It needs to be in California with you guys: http://jalexanders.com/

So Glas dies without anyone to catch him mid-act, I get it. You're just a hypocritical doctor in regards to the Hippocratic oath.

And that's hot. Or it used to be. "That was hot."

I'm thinking that right now, the best thing ever... ..would be a hot fudge cake from J. Alexander's. Preferrably close to West Bloomfield. Yummy.

I have two razorblades and some depression support boards with your name on them, Glas.

We won't get him. The Isles probably are going to pick him back up now that they've mailed their letter of intent via dumping Yashin... so expect him back in NY. There aren't any players in the NHL who do what Holmstrom does in front of the net, but from what everybody tells me, Smyth really is a more complete player than our guy. Hate to say it, but Homer ain't that hot on puck handling. Typing, Crym. I can't believe you'd be so loose with verbs!

http://shop.nhl.com/shop/index.jsp?categor...y_featitems_img -- ha ha. I have to laugh, because then I might cry... well, not really. Go Selanne and co. and all that. If you guys want though, you could chip in to buy these items so that I can sit in this: So that I can stare at this wall graphic: And beat myself into unconsciousness with this:

The ducks chair is only $999 Izzy. Come on. Chump change, chico, chump change.

It's dirty?

Listen to the throw your own voice talent of the immobile Dane Cook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM-VvH27nfU

Take a guess, a wild wild guess. So why your love went away I just can't seem to understand Thought it was me and you babe Me and you until the end But I guess I was wrong Don't want to think about it Don't want to talk about it I'm just so sick about it Can't believe it's ending this way Just so confused about it Feeling the blues about it I just can't do without ya Tell me is this fair? Is this the way it's really going down? Is this how we say goodbye? Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry) That you were going to make me cry Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around 'Cause I know that you're living a lie But that's okay baby 'cause in time you will find What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around

It starts wreaking mighty crazy confusing coding havoc with quotes within a quote. Even more crazy than if life is A Dream within A Dream.

lol@Melrose "What do you think they're saying, Barry?" "I think they're saying they're a good team, guys." "That's not what winning the Stanley Cup's about, Barry. Go sit in the corner."

One day little Giguere can have his own set of Reebok double-wides too. He could get them prematurely with a little Photoshop work, if'n ya catch m'drift.

*scripts out the next two posts* *someone says "Rabs, do it!"* *Bobby pummels the air and yells, "I'M ON IT!" and non-surprisingly, is*

That's the funniest and saddest thing ever. You get booed while presenting your league's highest honor and prize, because you've earned the ire of all fans and even Anaheim Duck fans. What an embarrassing rep.

He's probably on the floor in his house right now. And here we are talking about him.