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PP, good--if they do anything with it. That near open-goal shot hit Dom's trapper, right?

There are none who equal Mickey's exceptional - nay, legendary skill in the broadcasters' booth. The man is missed tonight.

Aw yeah, PP in :30, this is looking sweet

We've got seventeen left though, I know we'll do this one tonight. I just ... yeah. It's in my bones. Haha, thanks H and Jen! That interview was just cryin' for an avatar conversion. So was Lils ...YEAH! SCRUM!

This is going to be a good finish, I can feel it in the air. It has HANK written all over it, peeps. Now you swear and kick and beg us that you're not a gamblin' man; Then you find you're back in Vegas with a handle in your hand Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able In the land of milk and honey you must put them on the table You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turinin' 'round and 'round You go back, Jack, do it again

And to uphold my rep, I gotta credit google on that one. Hahaha. It's served me so well, for so long. This is some wikipedia-inspired lolz: "Irina is the mistress of Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky, an ex-KGB agent turned Russian mafia head who runs a bar, a casino, and a caviar factory. She is in only one scene of the movie when Bond and Zukovsky are making a deal in Zukovky's bar. In that scene she is on stage dressed as a cowgirl and singing Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man". She sings off-key and with her Russian accent it comes out more like "Stand vie Yir Mon" causing Bond to comment to Zukovsky "Who strangled the cat?". Then Zukovsky yells to Irina to "Take a hike". Irina and her back-up singers angrily storm off the stage." -- Bert, Z, and Calder so are due for some massive plays soon. The latter two could probably use some magic Samuelsson dust to pick up their play, because if SAMMY can snipe it, then you know the heavenly vaults have been opened.

Tammy Wynnette would be proud.

"We go for a one game road trip, he usually brings about three suit cases." lolz

I was wondering where you were aflac! Well done as always, sir.

That's immature. The guy wants to play for the Rangers, who cares? You're sounding like someone who hoped his ex-girl would leave her new flame and happen to come back to you. Be happy for the guy. He wants to play in NYC, that's cool, that's great. I don't get why you feel you're entitled to having him be a Wing. I feel like I'm stepping on Crymson's toes right now with the How To Live Life Police act (sorry Crym! ), but seriously, let go. Not a big deal.

Nah, not talking about the slogan Heart matters more than a banner to rally around.

I wouldn't be so quick to say "never". We've got history, success, and interest in the sport. Barring the Original Six history, you could get another city that riled up about ice hockey if you give them a squad that does it year-in year-out for the better part of a decade and shows themselves as consistently competitive. All you need then is the fans and marketing to take it to the next level to showcase their hometown passion, if they will. And saying "Wings fans care all the time regardless of losing seasons" doesn't count, because honestly... in all sports, those fans are a minority. Except Lions fans. I agree on Buffalo being assumptious about this though.

The days of 5OTs at 3am are done now, as we sadly move from the childhoods of the first two rounds into our more mature years of the 3rd and 4rd. Take it away, CBC.

busy busy busy I want summers off back. This business of having things to do blows. =P On another note, I believe the Duck Hunt avatar theme on LGDubs has reached its oversaturation point. Even the subtle "Kill count" bar may not survive the like-minded onslaught. Time to think outside the box.

lolz

It was bound to happen, especially since everyone grew up/transitioned out of their teens with Duck Hunt. Total cultural windfall. If you want to feel like a champ once again, there's a version of the game (below) that lets you shoot the dog. And every living descendent of his, too. I ain't kidding about that, them's a lot of canines.

^^ Major approval of this scientific explanation behind the Nebraska stoppage. It's the obvious answer.

Zetter better not have any drummers, 'cos he's got a game on Friday! And we need him not-fatter! I want one. Right now, I mean. I'm hungry.

This is indeed worthy of getting a what what ONE WAY TICKET UP TO THE FRONT PAGE BECAUSE LGW IS SWARMING WITH WINGS AND DUCKS FANS So how do you like them apples, Ozzie. How do you like them now.

The game's not til Friday Rabs. Have you gained enough experience to hibernate? I have to ask myself why that should even be a question though.

I was over at Metro fifty minutes ago. Totally should have skipped class to go a-Wing stalking. 4:15p... ETA of 4:40... there is still time. Is security an issue? Nah, that'll be nothin'. Spot you guys in cuffs on the front page!

One more and it's the Conn Smythe. He's sweating 'cos of this guy being on his tail though: Sammy is the most prolific guy out there. All you Dats or Hank lovers out there--look to a new man. The Mik. The Son of Sam. The Nabby-headed ho who's ripping the Sharks UP!

Is it that close, Game 6? Lady, you have never looked sweeter. A sight for sore eyes, O graceful one. Let us dance in southern California.

If you do this, I think it's safe to say you get to be in the 7th Win column in Offsides sig. That would be so cool to put up! I want videos of both too sir/madame Dom's skating out and looking down at the octopus twice was classic. If he had cocked his head at it it could not have been better.

Haha! Bert nails Ozzie with the toy octopus! =D