Flip-check

Didn't you hear? It's a full-game 5-on-3 for the Stars. The period's over at GM place. That linesman's call is a joke though... Modano keeps it in, and you call offsides? Sir, the puck must -cross- the blue line to make people off. Being in the blue is not enough, Mighty Mouse.

Yeah, this is definitely no sleeper. The power plays are going pretty good too. And the best part about CBC? The fact that you can get Marty Brodeur in a pizza commercial. Canada is the homeland, people.

Nagy was a beast on that race! I loved that! Luongo's face save was the best too. Screw double padstackers, put your mug to use!

Not that much harder, soldier! We'll see when I get to UMich/Wayne/anywhere else though. Mmm.. Little Caesar's and breadsticks and... GM Place?!?! That ain't the arena that fits the equation!

Most likely a displaced Californier. Although I have seen a couple surfer-like dudes lately... Nah, I got the paper covered. I was actually hoping you'd say they were tough wherever you did your undergrad at, because OU ain't got nothin'. It's cake.

They're millionaire hockey players, but they're curious as anything. The younger guys will probably be quicker to it though. Imagine Rex's excitement when he sees his name there!

I'm busy with homework (uh, kind of.. yeah, it'll get done tomorrow) at the library, but I'm thinking there's a date with me, CBC, Vancouver and Dallas at ten. Yeah, the 'nucks and stars ain't going to have much chemistry. And late night little caesar's and cheesebread, I think. and ooh... there's a term paper due in eight days it looks like, I just realized. Rabs, you ever have any difficulty with those in your day, or were all those jokes too?

-- It looks like Willa's getting a lil' flak from the fans so far though. Here's a preview of her stuff: " One of the first questions Mike ever asked me was, “Do you know what a zamboni is? And my response was, “Well, it’s like a type of truck, like a Peterbuilt or a Mack, right?†I’m a farm girl, so I was sure that is what it was. But I think that’s the moment Mike thought to himself “I might really like this girl because she has no idea who I am.†" Although honestly, her blog isn't all that bad. It's fine, for a person who doesn't really know anything about hockey, so knowing that: It's no more a waste of time than all the rest of them are. But really, I haven't read all of them yet, and I know Lil' Jon's going to SURPRISE THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ME.

I believe that would cause many-a-fan to forget the Stanley cup even exists, let alone that we care about winning it. (And I honestly think that would be the Pinnacle of All Hockey, Ever.) Don't even try to disagree, in your heart you know this is Gospel truth.

Lil' Jon "YEAH!"

I've always found that clip funny, even though the players were a mystery to me. It's awesome! But it never hit the laugh-o-meter as stellarly as Cheli's awe-making go-'round on the ice in Vancouver. I swear, that clilp is hilarious. And here it is again, from norrisnick:

You kidding me? I was meeting a friend in that salon down the street, I swear. (But seriously, Val's gotta get that head of his bleached somewhere) Who else could it be?

Yeah, but there's the big line drawn between keeping on a guy, then taking a calculated shot at a part of his anatomy. Someone doing a low hip-check on Regehr would be as disgusting as another guy cross-checking Hank in the back. If it happens, I expect the spirit of Shanahan to infuse any seemingly random, but surely divinely pre-ordained Wing player to go seek retribution on the offending party. There ain't a place for that in this game.

Kudos from you and major kudos back! We need an update on this, y'all. It's 6pm and the game is but a nap and a sunrise away!

Good one, that!

Let's get this on already! Tomorrow is too far away. No nail biters, guys. It's time to prove it and show the league our prowess with force. But again, to remind us all, even if we come out of the first round blazing, there'll still be doubts. "Sure, they done good, but that's a fluke: they aren't going to keep that intensity up."

It's a tough economy out there for sure.

Don't let that analogy get around to HR40! We already have enough of a time keeping her in line 'round here.

I will not have you speak of Bert in that manner. Hold thy tongue, he has feelings!

^^^--- This, I insist, is the simplest yet most concise edit of thread! Subtlety over brashness, my friends, subtlety over brashness!

Enjoy the game! I keep forgetting the Toronto has an NBA team. Sometimes I forget that we do too. I've got two exams next week to prep for, but right now I'm helping the guys prep for tomorrow night by eating a second bowl of chocolate ice cream. I know that Bert is vicariously taking it all in to grow stronger, healthier, and meaner for Sunday.

If we had a line like that, Joey and Bob wouldn't even need to be set up. They'd simply KO everybody on the ice and leave Dats the one-on-one!

He's right. The fates do endorse the statistical odds on your end, become a winner today! "Zetterberg scores! Oh my god did he shake and bake Kiprusoff out of his jockstrap! He's done it again!" Do it.

Neither is del taco! It is a place that offers Shrimp & Papas. http://deltaco.com/ Stepping on graves is a severe sign of bad luck, sir, and you would be wise not to rile the spirit world! If you value the praises of lady-love. Let us hope that this year's squad makes your literary technique true, however.