Reds4Life 51 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 "Listen, it's tradition for us to all kiss the Cup. But I'm not one of those hockey players who are always saying 'I'm gonna f*** that Stanley Cup,'" Osgood told ESPN's Jim Rome when asked about his involvement with the trophy on Wednesday's Jim Rome Is Burning. "I mean, everyone dreams of winning the Cup, that's only natural. But it's not like that with me. Come on, man." Whole article @ theonion.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torless 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) Whole article @ theonion.com Onion has slipped over the years - this one's pretty good though. Great find! Edited June 12, 2008 by Torless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 WOW THE ONION SUCKS! I remember, fondly, days of reading the onion and wiping away the tears as a struggled to read line after funny line. Now the Onion flat out sucks!!!!!! The Onion heading the way of the Drudge report and the Dodo bird! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 haha thats great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 WOW THE ONION SUCKS! I remember, fondly, days of reading the onion and wiping away the tears as a struggled to read line after funny line. Now the Onion flat out sucks!!!!!! The Onion heading the way of the Drudge report and the Dodo bird! I have to agree that The Onion has taken a nose dive. TBH, I didn't find this article to be all that funny. Opie, tell me if you remember some of these classics: (1) Vicki Helmholz/Dell Computer Point-Counterpoint (2) Any of them from the Herbert F. Kornfeld Accounts Receivable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) Vicki Helmholz, that was the I hate my computer, then the computer calling her a cow or sea manatee right I forget, but that was by far one of my favorite articles. My buddy who has worked IT for years before I started (I started in 04) sent me that as a hint into what his typical day was. I do believe that may have been my first onion article, or at least one of my first. I think it was when I was working at Bates College (as a summer intern) and I had just told him about hacking into Bates' email and creating my own account, hmm wonder if it still exists or not? The other one doesn't ring a bell! D'Oh you meant writer by the second link!! Those were funny as hell thanks for the links!!!! Jesus Christ. Where should I start with this ignorant cow? Actually, let's start with me. I am a brand-new, state-of-the-art Dell Dimension 4100, although, if all you had to go by was Vicki, you'd think my name was "Tweety Bird Sticker Receptacle." She's got me faggoted up like a 10-year-old girl's notebook. Edited June 12, 2008 by Opie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 The point/counterpoint was bar-none, the funniest thing the Onion has written. I cried the first time I read it, I was laughing that hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeothe Kaear 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 My all-time favorite Onion piece: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28874 (They've figured me out! ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HkyTwn 5 Report post Posted June 13, 2008 that picture is gold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
