Konnan511

I'd sit someone when we start losing.

This one made me laugh, not because of how funny it was, but how sad it was:

This was his latest Tweet, absolutely hilarious:

I'm confused why Zetterberg was brought up? Is he half Russian?

Well, rules state it must be a one game suspension... moving on... In before "ZOMG Nhl is teh going down hillz, how could they suspend himz for thats!"

Meech to apologize to Nylander.

My post was sound and valid, others got the point of my post, don't get mad if you can't get it. There are no made up stories. Every single one of those things has happened in the past calendar year. Sorry if football is your favorite sport, you'll get over it. How often do we see a play end with a player laying on the field, only to delay the game and then get up and walk away perfectly fine in football? Every series at least, unless you're the Lions and go three and out every time. You NEVER see that in hockey. Hockey players are 125% tougher than football players according to a true stat I just made up. Plus, it's closer to apples and apples than apples to oranges. Mmmm, apples. If you read his quotes, Nylander stated he knew he was in big big trouble following the hit. I didn't say all football players. It's like saying Americans are fat: The majority are, but not all of us are. But if you'd honestly like me to exaggerate more, i can, just for you

This thread screams Watercooler

Back to back Cups obviously!

I threw up a little in my mouth. if drunk college frat boys won't bang her, I'm sure Kovy wouldn't. Hudler likes whores, maybe he'd have a go?

No, I'm sticking to my guns on this one. Shoulder to neck/head. I liked the hit, but it was blindside in the new NHL.

According to the new rules, it's a blindside hit. Shoulder to neck/head. Glad the title of this thread isn't bias

Because they're hockey players and not ***** football players. Broken leg, no big deal i skate to the medic's office. Skate to the throat, no biggie, I'll skate to the bench to get another guy on the bench. Broken neck and back, pshhhh, happened in peewees, I'll walk it off. Football: Sweet mother of God someone stepped on my toe, let's delay the game five minutes while I lay on the ground and then proceed to walk off under my own power.

No wonder there was no call, Nylander never even fell.

This guy is hilarious and he goes back and forth with his followers.

Get better soon Nylander!! Really unfortunate. This makes me think Nylander showed his numbers at the last moment, which would be why it could be a hit from behind and legal hit? Glad to hear he skated away. Hopefully he can play again and go out the right way.

They looked good the other night.

His mom.

Put Eaves on the 3rd line and Mo or Hudler down to the fourth.

The Wings and Ducks got the same amount of penalties in the second and third periods: 0.

Meech FTW

Did not get a point tonight: but the opposing coach said this post game:

The first period there was crappy calls in our favor....but it was tied after the first. So no it's a two period game. It was tied after the second, so now who ever plays the hardest in the last period wins. Guess which team played the hardest in that last period?

Like their atrocious defense.