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2-1 Wings for now.

He'll undress you in a phone booth if you're looking for a nickel? Is that what Mickey said?

Good going, guys.

I thought Filppula was a terrible athlete, etc. Oh, wait... he scored last game.

Yeah, but a good dermatologist helped him out.

PASHA!

I'll probably miss the start since my bff is in town and we never get to see each other, but I'll rush through lunch with her and get here ASAP. So, will it be a game of the Titans carrying the weight on their shoulders, or will the Children lead them? Perhaps another Revenge of the LGW Whipping Boys? I'll say... Wings 2: Kronner (he's due!), Mule (waived off since Homer is attending), Miller Oilers 1: lucky shot bouncing off the buttocks of someone turtling in fear of Tootoo

No, but I wish I had. I'd have learned a lot. The person below me has personalized license plates.

Spiders any day and twice in July. Flowers or candy (as a gift)?

The Code works like any other system of beliefs/ethics/rules/code of honour. It only works ideally when everyone follows willingly. That said, if you're in the NHL, you should know it and expect to either live it or live with the consequences.

Spearing wasn't the best choice, but it sure was better than doing like Perron and falling to the ice in mock agony.

I've lived outside the city limits, but never on a farm. The person below me has milked a cow.

Renovate. One pillow or two?

You don't know the half of it! The person below me overindulges in something.

Europe Elephants or giraffes?

Not even close. I haven't skated since Zetterberg was born. The person below me is anxiously awaiting a big event.

Summer any day. If you just have a quick question: Call or text?

Yeah, and my great-granny squatted in the barn, dropped out a kid, and went right back to milkin' Old Bossie. Sure, the infant and maternal mortality rates were triple what they are now, but hey- those old mothers were tough! It makes a great story when a guy loses all but his canine teeth and keeps playing, or when a guy gets speared in the yambags, gets sewn up, and comes back to get a hat trick with 37 stitches in the family jewels, but times have changed, and so has modern medicine. Blood was once something you played through, now it's a biohazard. Concussions were once something you just shook off and played through, and then told stories about later. Now we know the long-term effects. Remember when Z had all those back troubles and people were complaining about his lost ice time? I'd bet you dollars to donuts that if he'd played through it, he'd be a shell of the player he is today, if he was still playing at all. I'm sure the lovely Emma is glad he took care of his back. Medicine has come a long way. As much as I love a good story and testament to the manliness of hockey players, I'd rather see a guy sit now, and go on to play longer and live better afterwards. If we need good stories, we'll always have Gilchrist. Ouch, man. Just... Ouch.

I was, but I guess that didn't happen. The person below me remembers back when sodapop only came in glass bottles or aluminum cans.

Books, but movies are handier unless you have one of those book-like thingies that you can get books on like a computer. I'd love one, but I'd never stop reading if I had access to that many books at once without having to leave the house. Curly hair or straight?

I suppose I do, but it's probably something minute that I've never bothered to tell. The person below me has eaten something alive (not counting yoghurt).

Spiderman. Not as familiar with Wolverine. Ghost Hunters or Finding Bigfoot?

Wings win 4-3 Mule, Cleary, Kronwall Hudler x3 Mule in the shootout. Just because everyone will clutch their hair and scream. Oh- and Tootoo attempts to damage Hudler, but Hudler jumps up ninja-style and bites him in the knee.

I could! Can I have cheese and ketsup on it too? But not too much ketsup. It's a bit spicy and loud for my taste. Just a tad. And can I have a lot of cheese? How about two slices of cheddar, one of Swiss and two of American? Can it have two patties on it? Can I get curly fries with that? The person below me is mean and nasty when they get confused.