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I wouldn't call it "stockpiling" but I do buy in bulk. The person below me has eaten a piece of fresh fruit today and will now tell us if it was ripe enough.

I think I might have a pair in the closet. I don't wear them much. The person below me has half-finished projects left and right.

Control freak unless I've given up on a particular thing. Green or yellow?

...Then dropped the ceremonial puck and spent the next two minutes in the box for goaltender interference. Enjoy, Homer. You've earned it.

I just woke up and read that as "vanilla" rather than "villain". I thought, "Wow! They have a super vanilla!?!" I'd rather have a supervillain if there's a superhero to defeat him. In real life, I'd rather keep my villains as tame as possible. Grab a dictionary or keep trying until spellcheck allows it?

Yes, please. With buttershots. The person below me is effected physically by climate/weather in some way.

So, theoretically, before the Saturday night game, what would have been the Vegas odds on Lashoff scoring the first goal of the season for the Wings? That sort of start can bring great confidence, but how many others have come out strong, and then lost it either to the first being a fluke or because their partner bailed them out (not the case here, just thinking back to when we had Lids)? I hope he works out, but I also hope he gets some leeway from the fans who just look at the box score. I don't mean to sound negative here. I'm tickled that he came out looking good and congratulate him on his goal and game. Here's to many more.

Thanks. I don't twitter, but at least I know that he's still around out there. He's my love. Emmerton should have been taken out and horsewhipped for wearing that number.

Two of my favourite things! I'll take whiskey since it doesn't bite me as hard the next day. Donate to charity or don't?

I have new neighbours. They have kids. One of the kids likes loud noises. Apparently the blade end of a shovel makes a louder noise when speared into a shed than the handle end. Who knew? The person below me dreams in colour.

What happens at the Gretzky house, stays at the Gretzky house. So- it said he was "enjoying married life". Who's the lucky girl? Last I heard he was divorced. Thanks for sharing. That was cool. I love that guy.

I am a southpaw. (Actually, my maw was from the south- my paw was from Detroit) Nastier to clean: Toilet or tub?

Good luck with the photoshop issues, Mike. Let's hope the Wings show up better than their jerseys.

Debit. Grapefruit or grape nuts?

Yes. Or do you mean "hang it well"? In which case, no. The person below me has had a Discover Card

Didn't answer? Heck, we didn't even know what the question was. I'm not saying the sky is falling, but it is a bit foggy out.

Wow. Even with every player on the ice in the crease, we can't score.

He hasn't got new responsibility. He was an A last year too.

Kronner looks cranky. Let's channel that feeling, shall we, boys? Get a bit pissy and go out there and do something.

First star: Jimmy Howard Second and third stars: The left and right breasts of the chick behind Babcock. I'm a straight chick and couldn't care less about boobs, but at least it's been something fun to talk about during this mess.

Minny up 2-1 in the second. Kenopa fight.

We could put her in goal. That puck would be swallowed much better than using a boring old trapper.

Any chance we could knock out one of our d-men, stick Howard in his uniform, and put him back on the ice without anyone knowing about it?

At least not having Bert for his shootout prowess is not a problem tonight.

Maybe Tootoo should fight. It's not going to kill us on the scoreboard and it would give us something to cheer about.