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Usually I eat at home for financial reasons. Eating out is for a treat or when I'm pressed for time. Corvette or Trans Am?

I hate coconut too, but who doesn't like the sound of Zetterballs?

AC musses up your hair less. Fate or destiny?

Not that I can recall, although one time the dog let out a nasty fart and my sister's ex blamed it on her. The person below me would like to slap someone.

I second Big Willie. Lawyer? Check. Knows hockey? Check. Fighter? Check. Knows the words to Itsy Bitsy Spider? Check. Perfect man for the job.

Nights in White Satin- Moody Blues

Dumbasabrick phone. I text. I call. I look up scores. That's all I need a phone to do most of the time. Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder or itty-bitty-titty committee?

I'm more for the players this time. The big wigs got their way last time. There's no reason for a lockout when the players are willing to play. The person below me thinks the league could raise all the money it needs to keep the poor teams afloat by raffling off chances to throw a pie at Bettman's face. (I kept it G-rated so as to keep it from getting out of hand.)

Ron Paul- he's the man with a mission. Ron Paul- he's got the right disposition. I don't remember the rest of the song, but it was catchy. Yeah, he's my "none of the above" candidate. The person below me voted for Ross Perot- or even remembers him.

His daughter is in Russia. He might want to be closer to her. I hope he stays, but I'll understand if he goes back home.

I tripped on a floor mat last night. That wasn't planned though. I guess the next planned one is in October to go to Mom's when Aunt Marge is there. The person below me has an unusually big something and will tell us what it is.

I don't know what the last one is. I just hold the phone in my left hand and hit the buttons with my right. Or sometimes I hold and hit with my right if my left is occupied. Elastic or fitted waist?

Maybe because your fingers (like the rest of you) are attractive? The person below me is looking forward to the next phase after the phase of life they're in now.

We don't have either around here that I know of. I'll take the sea gull. Cell phone or land line?

Unless the bride and groom have requested it, I would stick with more traditional music. The person below me has (or has had) an Uncle Jack. (Mine passed away quite some time ago.)

Weigh the facts. Freaking out is for entertainment purposes only. Do something to be nice or do what you want?

I voted yes, but only for dirty hits. I don't like fights for clean hits. I seriously hate it when there's a clean hit and the opposing team mills around and both teams are pushing and shoving and facewashing each other whilst the injured player lies on the ground at their feet within inches of their blades. That Havsplat was a thing of beauty, but I can't watch the aftermath. I was so scared he was going to get stepped on. I'm an admitted Kronwall fan and enforcer slappie, and I think that if he throws a dirty hit that he should have to answer for it, but I hope it never happens. Not just because he's our #1 d-man, but because I have a bad feeling he'd have his rump handed to him.

Well, that sucks donkey balls. I feel bad for the kids, but I do think that cancelling it well in advance was the right choice by the families and also the businesses (especially motels) in the area that would have been effected by being forced to cancel at a later date.

For absolutely no good reason whatsoever, I hated Marion Hossa before he came here. I think it was that he was just too good. I didn't hate him on a Pronger level, but I really didn't like the guy. He won me over pretty quickly and I'd welcome him back for the right price.

Oops. Meant to quote the person above me. I figure it would have to be a neutral third party. Someone who knows little to nothing about the situation. Maybe a committee of the Spice Girls, Mr. Bean, and the Pope.

Good question. I can see some of the Euros going back to their home countries. I can see some of the younger ones going to the AHL or another minor league. Or they can go the route Bert went last time and play in a beer league, but to keep it fair, they'd have to play goalie. Come to think of it, maybe that should be mandatory. We'd lead the league in blocked shots.

Remember when they piped Janet Jackson music into a compound to force the people inside to surrender? Just sayin'. I honestly think that they should send each other a list of the issues they want discussed, then compile it into one list so that every issue gets addressed, then each side gets to submit their position/stance/demands for each request, and then, if they don't agree in 2 weeks, send it to arbitration. The arbitrated contract is good for each year until the sides agree on a mutual contract. No hockey lost. If they don't like what the arbitrator says, or if they don't think they'll like it, then have a squirrel convention (aka get your nuts together).

Nope. The person below me knows who they would choose if they got one kill with no repercussions of any kind.

Walk. Running and bike riding are out of the question due to a knee that swells up badly when I do either. Sky diving or bungee jumping?

Tough call. I think maybe corn. Big marshmallows or baby ones?