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Franzen, Zetterberg, Datsyuk, and a bag of pucks and a roll o' puck tape. for Kokopuffs and a piece of celery with cheez whiz.

Not so fast, guys. There is merit to this. We could trade them to Florida and get Kopecky back.

Plan things out in the most miniscule detail possible with obsessive double- and triple- checking. Beard, mustache, both, or none? (Guys: which do you have? Gals: which do you prefer?)

Nope. I don't like to get up that early. The person below me is having difficulty concentrating lately.

I sacrificed a chicken. The series is ours. *Ok, it was chicken breasts and I baked them with stuffing, but it counts, right?

Lids does not deserve to be booed out of the arena after his last home game. Therefore, there are only two options: 1) We win and continue on 2) He re-signs I'll take both, please.

Kathy's Clown- Everly Brothers

No pics, please. Kidding. I had the same response. But there's always hope...

That's really not fair. We should wait until at least their 7th or 8th Cup to give them a chance to get it down pat like we have it.

Maybe this will help explain. Of course, once you get down to the third line, no one cares who plays for the Preds.

We should go vote for Nashville. Maybe the winner gets a ribbon or something. Then they'd have something to hang from their rafters. That would be nice for them, and it would show that we're the better fans because we care. Don't take this seriously.

I will be at work tonight, which means that the Wings will win. Hank, Bert, Pasha, Mule(called back due to Helm telepathically interfering from the press box), Lids Weber, Gaustad, and the guy we don't hate yet but soon will

I really don't do either any more. If I like a song, I just go to youtube. Order pizza: online or by phone?

Mule has always succeeded on hard work. Once he remembers that, he'll be fine.

No More Tears- Ozzy

The on-ice throwings would be interesting.

I don't say this in a bitchy way at all, even though it might sound like it in print, but... if you need a break, take one. I'm annoyed with the inconsistencies, but I also understand that it's impossible to judge each case individually and be consistent at the same time. You can have a set of criteria, but no situation falls nicely into it. Shanny's video explanations went a long way in the regular season. The playoffs have been much trickier. Given that infractions are not being punished, and that on-ice justice must prevail in its absence, I'm seeing the need for teams to get much more of a fighting presence. Note I didn't say goon, which is a shame because it's such a fun word, but the team needs a Darren McCarty again. If only we could find one.

If I dance, something will break. The person below me likes puns.

Lie down. I always wish I could lie down and stay that way. At least it will be one thing I know I will accomplish in my life, even if I have to wait until I'm dead. Um, did that make sense? Can or bottle?

Perhaps the Nordiques Nation could show up in Phoenix and adopt the team early.

The same thing as when the Wings don't win every game: He stomps his feet, hits something with the sides of his little fists, then yells, "It's not FAIR!" and sits out on the steps until someone comes out with a sweet to make him feel better. Edit for punctuation errors.

My boyfriend is vaguely aware that there is a game where the ball isn't round in every direction from its centre. I'd give her a few more games. Perhaps she could do something a bit more lucky. I'm sure you could think of a few suggestions. Wink, wink. Good luck.

The way things have been going, the coaches and GM's don't need to call out or question the officials. A typical 5-year-old could do it.

I try to go about my business, but it's hard. Be bitter or let it go?

That's what I missed that I wished I'd seen. I saw part of it, but not the good parts. The person below me has worn a hard hat.