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I like to watch Wings. Any time. Any way. The person below me finds that they eat less in the summer.

Probably air, although I have a regular one. Twin, double, queen, or king?

Kronwalling. Hopefully he uses it sparingly during the season so he doesn't get injured, but lets it rip in the playoffs. Datsyukian clinics. See also goalie jock straps in the rafters. Jimmy continuing to improve his rebound control. C64 teaching E and Abby to stand up for their mates.

I'm going strictly off memory here, but didn't they say after Wayne that they weren't going to waive it ever again? If they did, Lids would be the most deserving, but I don't see them doing it.

Oh, yes. I only shovel from the house to the door of my truck. Then I 4wd through the driveway until it's flat. Lazy as heck, but it works. Downside is that it's a mess in the spring. The person below me has been rock climbing.

Drive through car wash or spray with a wand car wash?

I love it.

I have said nice things to several, but they were customers so I don't think that counts. The person below me does not want recipes to foods that are way too good.

Unicorns! Huffalumps or snuffalupaguses?

If my bf and I are on speaking terms and if he decides which one he wants to go to. The person below me has indoor plants.

I'm very slow to warm up to people, but I can be civil. Fruit or nuts?

If Homer had one, would anyone be able to translate it?

My mom thinks Mickey Redmond is good looking. I think Murph is good looking. Ken is actually good looking, just not my type and too young for my mom. I think we have a winning crew. If others don't like them, fine. Shut off the volume and watch the game. That's what I do if I have to listen to annoying announcers.

I don't know about that. The Blues tried it and it never got the official approval. Hideous, it was.

Hey! Y'all got any Gray Poop-on?

We don't have it here, so I've never had it. I hear it's good. The person below me has their AC on right now.

Whipped cream. Especially if it's the real thing. Baked or fried?

Moose Jaw Meteorites. Detroit Red Wings. Detroit Lions. Fargo Force.

Generally gold, although I rarely wear jewelry aside from the occasional pair or 5 of earrings for special occasions, and the lobsterita necklace when I've had one. Screw or nail?

Oh, yes. I have on many occasions looked at my computer and said, "I am the human. I command you. You must do as I say. That is your function in life. You serve me." Ok, not exactly those words, but that's the meaning behind them. The person below me would go to the moon if they had the chance.

This is peculiar. The Insurance Company with whom I have my house insurance has weird billing options. For my policy, I have three choices. 1) Pay in full for the year. They send me a letter. I send them a check. One and done. 2) Pay in three installments. My insurance comes due in June. The three installments are due in June, July, and August. Again, this is done by mail. They mail me bills; I send checks. There is a $2.00 service charge per payment. I understand this. They have three times the cost of preparing the letters, postage, receiving, and crediting to my account. By the time they pay someone to do all of that, I get that it costs $2.00 3) Pay monthly. This option is available only online. You have it automatically deducted from your checking or savings. Again, there is a $2.00 service charge per installment. Here's the weird part. By paying monthly, you pay an extra $24.00 per year, and yet they advertise it thusly: "Pay online and save the cost of a stamp!" Since you can't do the first two online, or the third through the mail, your stamp cost would be $.44 for option 1, or $1.32 for option 2. And they advertise that it is a "savings"? Weird.

They'll take Hudler. Keeps the hookers off the streets.

That is odd. The person below me folds their laundry and puts it away as soon as it gets out of the dryer (or they get home from the laundry facilities, as the case may be).

Crotch. The bruises don't show. Alarm clock: Music or buzzer?

Why not? We'll give them the money other nations owe us, the losing presidential candidates for the next 5 elections, Hudler, Justin Beiber, and "future considerations". What the heck. Let's give them ALL of the presidential candidates! Get'er done, Kenny!