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I think it depends on the secret. "What I got you for your birthday" is a good secret. "I hate your mother's meatloaf" is a good secret. "You're weewee is the smallest I've ever seen" is a very good secret. "I have gonorrhea" is not a good one. Nor is "I'm banging your sister/brother". The person below me has refinished furniture.

Once upon a time I worked with a guy who was a very dark black in the summer. He put his arm next to mine and exclaimed, "Dang, girl. You the whitest Caucasian I've EVER seen!" I do not tan. I will burn in extreme cases, but mostly I blotch. Therefore I stay out of the sun. Scott McGillavry or Damon Bennet?

^^^You think she's fat? Geesh. Go Nucks!

Uh huh. Vacuum or sweep/mop?

I used to live south of Lacrosse, WI just down the river. The game, on the other hand, is something of which I am totally ignorant. The person below me has typed this as "blow me" or "bellow me" and had to edit themselves.

A few of them. Not the good ones. The person below me has seen Les Miz.

What a goal by Burrows! Give that man a hand! Or just clap.

Markers. The bank looks at you funny when you write a check in crayon. Chow mein or Lo mein?

Fortunately, no. The person below me wore cloth diapers as a baby.

I wish I could be home more! The person below me is an only child.

For some odd reason, vanilla is a fave of mine. PC or Mac?

That happens to me frequently. The person below me is the only person of their gender where they work.

Nice photographs, Sandy. Aren't those new-fangled cameras amazing? So much better than the tintype. I'm typing this slowly so you can keep up. I'll type it again in case you forget what I wrote. One question: Was Lord Stanley as hot as they said he was, or did he not hang out with older people? I'm just giving you grief. Age is indeed a number and you and John look like you'd be a fun couple to hang out with at a game. Knowing you from the boards, I'd say you'd need a bodyguard rather than a caregiver!

You want them to work where they aren't?

Hiya Green or blue?

Depends on the subject. I'm really wussy on somethings, but ballsy on others. The person below me has applied wallpaper to their walls.

Nice photos! Jack: You don't look a thing like your avatar.

Nah, we'll be on crack shuggah.

Tough call. To hang out with, Davy. To ride the bologna pony, Mick. To sing a duet with, Davy. To help you get famous, Mick. Cowboy or rodeo clown?

If I had the day off, I'd be happy, but alas, I have to work. The person below me has a dentist appointment coming up.

I first read that as "bathe" underwater. I was like, "yeah, duh".

Wings will win it all next season? I'll drink to that. :beerbuddy: :beerbuddy: :chug:

Of course it will, that's the definition of resign. I hope he re-signs with the Wings for a long-term contract. Since he's under 35, I'd say lock him up for a good long time so if the injury bug hits him he can resign without his remaining salary counting against us. As far as per year, I lean towards 4 to 4.5 cap hit. Get Stuie back too, please and thank you.

Be green as far as it makes sense. Recycle? Sure! Those stupid "green" bottles that are so flimsy that they dent or the stupid light bulbs that take forever to light up? Not so much. Read or watch tv?

I love it that way. Unfortunately, my house generally looks like one of those houses that they come into and have an intervention. The person below me is wearing white undergarments.