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I try to, but too often I just don't stop to think. The person below me is a sarcastic person who doesn't mean anything bad, it's just their sense of humour.

Make it myself. If you could magically do one overnight with no effort would you: Learn a new language or learn to play a musical instrument? (Specify which language/instrument.)

Good for Malhotra. Now if only Sammy could play... Unless I'm mistaken, I believe Sammy is the only member of the team with a Ring. That makes him "veteran leadership", so even if he is injured, he is still contributing.

What has been thought can not be unthought. Dagnabbit. He can adjust his roll on the Flyers' bench. I don't want to see it. On a totally and completely unrelated note, whenever I see "Carcillo", my brain auto-corrects to "Ciccarelli", which would be cool if we had a time machine, but that's as close to wanting Carcillo as I get.

Always. The key is to find out why it's funny and laugh along. Then, of course, you get the well-meaning folks who are more concerned about your "self-esteem" than about whether or not you are enjoying life. We didn't have "self-esteem" back in my day. If we were stupid or dorky or ugly, we learned to live with it instead of sugar-coating it. If I'm funny enough to be laughed at, I should get a piece of the action and be able to laugh at myself, dagnabbit. The person below me has self-esteem.

I'm a loner, so I'm rarely lonesome even when I'm alone. (So glad you got the Dom question, Loo!) Fishsticks or actual fish?

I was in high school. Then I got over it. The person below me repeats themselves because they can't remember if they actually said something or just thought of saying it.

Puckbunnies. I could at least join them if I couldn't beat them. Rather play with Dominik Hasek: Chess or Twister? (Dude's brilliant and agile. He'd kick your butt at either.)

YAY! Happy pics of happy people! Congrats to Brian and she-whose-name-has-not-been-divulged-so-we-can't-warn-her-about-him! I like the one on the steps of the Joe.

Still have some Sammy love going on here. Would like to see the Ugliest Swede Line (even if they're not playing together, I like calling them that) raise the Cup. Definitely feel for them not having won in 40 years. I picked them at the beginning of the playoffs as my team to root for should evil things happen to the Wings. Not the same as picking them to win, so I'm pleased that they've come this far. Canuckleheads in 6. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Far from it. I hear their lawn mowers once a week so I know they're alive. The person below me eats a lot of pasta.

Penis I think. At least if she hangs Cindy and Ginny posters, they're both cute. If she hangs Toews posters, I'm cool, but not with Patty. Plus if we're the same age, she's more into Mario and Jagr. Mrow! Toothache or backache?

VAN/BOS: 4-3 Gah! I keep going back and forth for my number, but I'm settled now. For real this time. Thanks again, Mac!

Taxes. I don't have to listen to people yell at me about them. Kiss an Avs fan or a Ducks fan?

If it's a floor, I would. Glass can be quite strong if it's made right. The person below me has a very set routine.

Water. With fire you have both plus a herd of other problems. Rapture or Armageddon?

Call it fate, call it kharma... I believe everything happens for a reason. The person below me went to a lot of movies in the early '80's.

Always unless I'm harvesting. The person below me has a sunburn.

Both are quite tasty. I guess it depends on what I'm in the mood for. Scrabble or Monopoly?

Oh, gosh, Dawn. The only way I know is illegal and immoral and would set a bad example for your daughters. Good luck, though... The person below me has more tools than kitchen items.

TB When you were a kid: Play house or play school?

Indeed. The person below me has made home made soap.

Doughty Garage sale or thrift store?

Most kinds. Butterscotch is divine. The person below me is horny.

Bags? Plastic. Money? Plastic. Bathroom tissue? Paper. Dishwasher or wash by hand?