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Maybe you could make them for a teddy bear or something. Or do nipple rings. But not clip-ons. That would hurt.

Nope. I don't seem to have that problem for some reason. Or I haven't in the last couple of decades, anyway. I did when I was a kid. Maybe I'm too old to be active enough to move them. The person below me has put on an article of clothing inside-out and left the house without noticing it.

That's cool. Reinforce that thread! We need a healthy Dangleman. I had considered not buying more white until I needed it. I used the last of my white last season. But then I was in WalMart (cuz I'm trailer trash and proud of it) and there it was... so I bought it. It seems to have worked. It is now taunting me with the fact that I spent money I didn't need to.

I won't say were the Coyotes will be playing next year, but they have a new mascot: Yeah, it's a weinerpig.

Even Maltby saw what he did there.

Dude. It's in American. If you want it in English, it's Game 3 of 7. Quiero numero quatro!

I came home this morning and was making my bracelet, so I went to the NHL page to see who scored in what order. I had kept tabs on the game at work, but needed to see what order to put the letters on my bracelet. I looked to see who was leading which series and saw the Monday night games. Following them was the first of the Tuesday night games, which hadn't been played. I was not paying close attention until I got to the Tuesday game and read the seeds as scores. I thought it was Vancouver 1; Chicago 8 for a final score. I yelled "HOLY CRAP!" and scared my poor little Johan who was just getting up to say good morning.

Warm. Chicken or fish?

I don't think a lack of attendance will do the trick. I think we need to train the octos to attack Bettman. Or maybe to jump onto the ice of their own accord. Or we can just get our 70-80-year-old mamas and grandmas to throw them for us and see if they get arrested. (Pick ones with good arms.) If no one shows up for a game, it only hurts the team. Sure, by extension it hurts the NHL, but it hurts the team much more. Plus Bettman could decide that Detroit is not a "Hockey Town" and move the Wings to Albuquerque. The person below me has sung "Me and Bobby McGee" whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Awwwwwwwwwww. He's so CUTE!

There's this one chick I know. Her name's Amber. She's watching the NBA finals. I think she even knows who's playing.

If they have to see the thrower, perhaps the best way to do it would be to have a dozen or so people milling around the thrower as it is done. Then they couldn't prove who threw it.

Go Wings! Do not let up! Do not give an inch! Get it done so that you can have a couple of days to rest whilst the rest of the remaining teams (aside from Vancouver) grind out long, tiring series finales.

Odd that Bettman sides with the pretenders? Not really.

So is the serial number!

Hope you can see clearly soon.

Surprisingly, no. The person below me tries to be tactful.

Birds. They don't sting. Clean a room from one side to the other, top to bottom, around and back to your starting spot, or another way?

Wings: 3 Yotes: 1 Octo: 3858394092

It's a bridal shower/tupperware party. He loves the toys and things to store them in.

I love you, Beth. You rock. (See above post by Beth, aka Electrophile.) So, this is a city ordinance that the NHL has requested the city to enforce upon the Flinging of the Octopi. All the City Council has to do is add a clause that this shall not apply to properly thrown (i.e.: boiled, thrown during the playoffs, thrown after goals, after the anthem, at the end of the game, etc.) and the NHL can't ask them to enforce it against octopi. The NHL can still ban people and eject them, but at least there won't be a civil fine. Plus the City Council members would be putting themselves in a good position for re-election. Case closed.

Do not mess with border officials. Seriously. I used to live in Canada, but I haven't gone back there in years. They have a big job to do, and they take it quite seriously on both sides of the border. It's not just a bit of ganja nowadays, there are bigger issues at stake. The world we live in is going to Hell in a handbasket and they're just doing their job.

Why, thank you! Thank you very much! And now, kids, for those of you worried about hat tricks, let's review the rules: See? No worries. It's in the Official NHL Rule Book. Now all we have to do is determine whether or not the National Anthem, a Detroit goal, or the end of the game constitutes a special enough occasion that we can use this rule to get by with it.

Never mind. It sucked full size. Good job everyone! Keep them coming!

This is an Early Bird Special because the Wings are old. (Had to play the Old Card sometime during the playoffs.)