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I want to see full, non-stop effort starting from the team meal and ending with the showers. 14-3, dagnabbit!

Nope. The person below me has had goldfish.

Dear Wings, Please note that playing a "full 60 minutes" does not include tv timeouts, intermissions or the time it takes to set up for a face-off. It means the 60 minutes during which the clock is running. There seems to have been some confusion on this in the recent past, and we hope this clears things up. Thank you for your cooperation. Sincerely, LGW

I always have a good reason: I'm a klutz. Even if I trip over nothing, it's usually because my legs don't work. The person below me has noticed that you can't spell "wisdom" without "mods".

My friend Denise turned 65 and retired last week. Her kids and grandkids surprised her with a party. She is happy and healthy and surrounded by loved ones. Two years ago, she was surrounded by loved ones as well. She was sick, weak, and bald from the chemo, and they didn't know if she'd make it. I love a happy ending.

The only reason I'm excited about going to work tomorrow is that it is the last 12-hour shift for the week. The person below me has fallen on the ice this year.

It didn't work for my parents. I still only eat white. The person below me could eat ramen noodles with great frequency were they not so unhealthy and full of sodium.

Both are putrid. Embalming or cremation?

What if it does? If you don't like it, don't buy it. Find other ways to get around. I have to drive to get to work unless I want to walk for 2 hours. Therefore, I buy gas. I get an extra job to pay for the little things in life, like filling the tank of a Ford F-150. But hey, if I don't like paying for it, I can trade it in. Choices. The person below me has to deal with the complaining consumer public way too much.

My tap isn't that great, so I have a filter pitcher. Dead or alive? (if the sign gives you a choice as to how the person is wanted)

Dad didn't allow us to get out licenses without proving that we could. The person below me has changed their own tire. (Oddly enough, I've only changed them for other people.)

Maybe that's what they mean by "History will be Made". Any bets that as soon as the Penis are out of it, there'll be a "What if Sidney hadn't been concussed?" commercial?

Nope. I bought wine coolers. That pretty much kills anything getting done. Oh, well, I'm excusing myself because Sunday was my first day off in 3 weeks and I'm saying I needed the rest. Next Sunday I have off, I have a list for myself. The person below me feels like a loser when they keep putting things off.

I had BETTER get to be an ice surface. If I was a beer, I'd be PISSED! (In a few hours.) The person below me is looking out the window at snow falling gently from the sky.

Relax and get to it next week. If your leftovers are not heated all the way through: Reheat the stuff that's still cool, or just eat it anyway.

I like half grain bread.

Mike got it. However, if you can find a 16-legged animal, you have my permission to throw it where ever and whenever you please. Just not at me. Or at my friends. Or any place that it could ruin a nice cheesecake. Since we're talking about the difference between 16 and 8... Wings 16: Mule x3, Pavel, Hank x2, Kronner, Lids, Miller, Abby, Cleary x2, Homer, Flip, MightyMo x2. Yotes 8: Yandle, Stempniak, Aucoin x2, Ebbert, Fiddler x2, Bryzgalov All Yotes goals are in the final minute of the period.

Disagree. Octopi should not be thrown on the road. They should be thrown on the ice. And only during the playoffs. Tradition. Respect it. Please, Wings. Win this one.

I guess it would have to be read since I can't see the tv from bed. Autopay the bills or mail them off the old fashioned way?

It depends on the situation. If the person is trying to do it/figure it out on their own, then I will wait to be asked so I know what sort of help they need and want. Hold the beer/soda can in your right hand or left when drinking?

I have no mind, but I speak it anyway, which makes me politically correct as I am babbling mindless blather. OTOH, I do believe in civility, which is what much of political correctness is trying to enforce by redefining it and jamming it down our throats. Do the right thing because of a fear of punishment or to get a reward?

An owl because I am a night person. The person below me will now answer the question, "If I were a tree, would I rather become lumber for furniture or paper for books?"

The second one and the first one. When you see a donation jar for a good cause: Drop in coins, bills, or nothing?

I have no idea how tall you are. If it involves stiletto heels, you might want to stay less tall. The person below me is at least part Scottish.

Not really. The person below me has eaten pickled herring.