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If we're talking white grapes, that's a toughie. If not, oranges win. Stuffing: home made or from a box?

Trendsetters and visionaries are never understood in their own time. Mule has the infuriating ability to float in a 2-1 loss, and then get a hattie in a 9-2 blowout. Streaky streaky streaky. But I'll take it. Goals is goals. Maybe now that the Eddie is out in the world, Mule will relax a bit. He said that it doesn't effect him on the ice, but there is always the subconscious.

1966-present: Wings will win the Cup! Lions will win the Superbowl! Seriously, 2008 was the only time that I felt that it was destiny. Something about Mac coming back felt Kharmic.

Kronner with the hat trick. Yeah.

Nope, I'm more of a glass person. The person below me has shot off a bottle rocket.

Silly Slinkies or tiddly-winks?

Keating. He's only on during times when I can ignore the tv and he isn't anywhere near as creepy. Boy or Girl?

Scoring would be nice. The person below me keeps buying those nasty chicken nuggets because they know that one time they bought some that were actually made of chicken and they hope that it will happen again.

Do the mature thing. Be magnanimous. Let it go. Then kill them in their sleep. Pastries or chips?

Oh, chicken, I guess. Anger or sadness?

Love the Sawchuck in the background. Side note: What's with all the Wednesday night games?

Kenny doesn't have to. We do it for him. And we don't count against the Cap, nor can we be fined. I was not able to see the game last night due to work, but having read the opinions of some very reputable people in this thread, I am comfortable in believing that it stank. For. Against. I think fans of all teams (except those who don't have fans that understand the game) have tinfoil hats on. It would be interesting to be able to go back and add up all of the bad calls, but since some are either borderline or the rule is open to interpretation, I don't see how this could be done.

Lids will not be around forever. Yes, it sucks. It sucked with Stevie, but that is how life is. There is no reason that Pavel does not deserve to be the Captain once Lids retires. There is also no reason that Hank does not deserve it. However, unless we rotate the C, only one gets it. Bashing people for suggesting Pavel is entirely lame. He would do a great job. Hank will be the one getting it. He has more of a "captain" persona. It's no slight to Pavel. Coming in second to Hank is no insult.

Svetlana is very pretty too. Hank gets it because Pavel has a silly side that he'd have to keep deeply hidden should he become captain. Once Hank gets the C, the comedy will fly. Pavel will be pranking him six ways from Sunday. Hilarity will ensue. You heard it here first, folks. Pavel is just to impish for the C. It would be like giving it to Homer.

Worked all night, got groceries, and then took Stevie in for an oil change and some work. Tired? Youbetcha! The person below me can't just say, "I'm too tired to go to LGW. I think I'll just go right to bed."

Stack the Floyd albums deep to play all night. Just to be safe.

I reply if I have a response. Sometimes I don't reply if I have no clue. The person below me has a clue.

Kings have 4 20-goal scorers? Let's not inflate their stats. Wings get confused by the time change and accidentally show up at the start of the first period. By the time they realize their mistake, they are ahead and forget to float whilst sitting on the lead. The Kings do not recognize such tactics from those adorned with the Winged Wheel, and assume that the skaters on the ice are impostors. Since no one plays as well as the Wings, the Kings slack off, allowing the Wings to whip them handily 2,398,398,238,860-2. Go WINgs!

So if the water table beneath the earth's surface is reasonable level (considering it's a round planet), why would one dig a well on top of a hill? Why not dig it in a valley? You'd have less far to dig, and the kids wouldn't have to go up the hill to fetch the pail of water, which history has shown can be hazardous to their health.

Neither, please. Down in the Valley, or Michael, Row the Boat Ashore?

Only 8 more than my usual 56. (I thought Jack's post said the dude should stop "impersonating" women. I really wanted to see a front flip fail on that.) The person below me has noticed a decline in Water Cooler posting frequency lately.

Anything involving a foot. I can't bend without pain, so if I were to play Twister, I'd have to do a foot-only version. Thin mints or Tagalongs?

Just realized that he is exactly two weeks younger than I am. That hits home when it's one of your contemporaries. Best wishes to and prayers for him and his family.

Nope. Have to work at 11. No drinkie for me. The person below me was surprised that we pulled off a win tonight.

Red Eat or drink?