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Oodles of times. The person below me has issues with depression.

Wheat thins. Triscuits are like eating wicker. If you swapped bodies with someone of the opposite sex for a day would you: Have sex with the person you swapped with? or Have sex with other people? or Not have sex at all?

I think so. Conk makes 1.3 and Ozzie makes 1.4 so I think that would work. I'm not sure if those numbers are salary or cap hit, but I think they are both in this particular case. Perhaps one of our capologists could tell us how much we have if Ozzie hits LTIR?

Snow. Ice is dangerous to drive on. Ice pack or heating pad?

As a die-hard Ozzie freak, my first hope is that Ozzie comes back full force. If that is not an option, I would welcome Conk back with open arms. He was well-liked and many people wanted him to stay. I can't think of anyone who wanted him to go for any personal reason. It was just a general understanding that Jimmy was our future. If Ozzie is done (ouch, that hurts to type) then I would love to have Conk back up Jimmy for the future. Conk is a wonderful backup who can bring it when needed and will provide a healthy competition, but doesn't cause a stir by trying to push himself into the #1 spot if it is not asked of him.

Nope. The person below me just wants to relax and take it easy.

Sunny, but not blistering. Minneapolis or St. Paul?

I tried Red Bull last night. It was nasty. The person below me likes the name Marcy.

Whopper. Although I prefer just ketsup on my :burger: Baseball or basketball?

Mysterious? No. Pleasantly surprising? Sure! The person below me likes soft toilet paper.

Is there peanut butter involved? Then celery. If not, carrots. Numbness or tingling in your extremities?

Not too hot. Quite warm is good. The person below me needs a cold shower.

She's very pretty and you're not all that hairy.

Heck, with Hudler's fishing skills we could get 5 1st round picks, 3 prospects and a backup goalie in exchange for Hudler and an actual whale.

Waldorf If you had (have) a garden: Veggies, flowers, or both?

I'd either ask them for a towel or bitchslap them, depending on who they were. The person below me has a secret.

He's testing perfume scents from Asia tonight.

decent stream BERT!!!!!!

I actually like this. The only sad part about it is that it leaves Homer out since he's not really a 4th line guy. Abby-Helm-Miller/Draper? I can see that. Homer? Nope. Afraid not.

I find it scary that someone employed by an NHL team does not know about the Octopus being a Detroit tradition. I also find it hard to believe that someone on the Ice Crew hasn't heard the whole Octopus Matter controversy. I think the guy needs to move to Detroit.

Heated seat cushions! Get your heated seat cushions! Only $25! Two for $40 and a coupon for a free Little Caeser's pizza! Get your heated seat cushions!

I've always thought he performed well for his ice time. He certainly did start slowly this year, but since putting him with Pavel seems to be working well, I say they need to keep him off that antepenultimate line.

I admire you for sticking to your guns and not being a waffling homer. I, on the other hand, see this as nothing more than a marketing ploy so I don't care if a team is in it twice in a matter of a couple of years. I'm not familiar with MI landmarks, so I don't have an opinion on the location.

The count. I was never a fan of Snuffy. Pronunciation preference: Ashfalt or Assfalt?

I thought it would be more along the lines of trout, but I guess for a little guy like Huds, deep-c diving is quite a thrill.