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Darker is more slimming, but back in the '90s I was the washed out queen cuz it was stylish. Candles or air freshener?

Pics on the wall. Or at least something on the wall. Leftover chicken: microwave to heat it up or eat it cold?

I'm hundreds of miles away, so no dice here unless you want to pay for my trip, in which case I do have a pickup. The person below me constantly thinks they smell burnt plastic even when there is none.

You're not getting older, you're getting better. Hope you have a happy one!

Nope. Just kidding. You make very cool GDT's and you are a Red Wings fan. The person below me posts in the GDT.

I see what you're saying, but if you come out of nowhere as I was walking down a dark street and tackled me, I would not slap you, I'd go whole hog fighting as though my life depended on it. In a club, there's a bit more protection (or at least one perceives it that way). There are other people and staff around to stop things from getting too far out of hand. However, to go along with what you're saying... if you tackled me in a dark alley, I would go into full freaked-out rip your balls off mode, and I would expect you to hit me back. It would not be right of you to do so, but I would expect you to defend yourself once you found yourself in the situation. In fact, the fact that you were committed a wrong act in the first place would lead me to expect that you would continue to act violently. In other words, I'd expect someone to hit me back in any circumstances, but I'd really, really, really see it coming from someone who had already jumped me unawares. If we were in a club and you lifted me into the air, you would be out 6-8 weeks recovering from a hernia. Seriously, I have been lifted against my will. I have back problems, so it is not pleasant, but I have never hit the person who lifted me. I have just explained that I have a bad back and being lifted hurts. Usually I get an apology; otherwise they get an invitation to do something to themselves which requires more dexterity than is possessed by most of our species. If I hit someone, yes, I expect that they will hit me back, even if they deserved to be hit. Expecting something doesn't always mean that it's the right thing to do, but in this case, I wouldn't blame him. In this case, I think she over-reacted. I may be wrong as I'm just thinking of this as a guy lifting a girl up in fun and flirting. If it turns out that they were moshing and he put her down in a full WWE body slam, I retract my statements.

Now this might just be the way to die happy.

Shake and bake. MMM. Ulna or radius?

Nah, I get by with a little help from my friends. The person below me can't get it out of their head.

Totally not our game. Well, you win a few; you lose a few. Things will get better once our injured boys get back. The kids are doing a great job, but the older ones can only do so much trying to cover for the ones that are out. I think the added responsibility is wearing on them physically, and possibly mentally too. Once the break is over and Cleary and Datsyuk are back, things will look better than they did today. Over all, considering how well we've done playing through injuries, I think we've just run out of steam.

Even the organist gave up and went home.

Let's do something with this.

Who put the plexiglass in front of the net?

Nice try, Tots.

Wish more Wings had intent to score. Not another Hawks goal... at least it's not Koko.

Hockey players even get implants... Oh, Murph...

4rd coming up. You know the 4rd, right? That's when the Wings show up and play. We'll be fine.

Stop, Koko. You're killing me.

And blow it did.

Please no goal. Thank you.

Oh, Kokopuffs.

I don't get that, but I got the 2 cent hot dogs and laughed. Aw, look at Mickey...

I'd slap him, just like she did, but I'd expect to get hit back. I wouldn't bother the police. If the bouncers came in and took matters into their own hands or broke it up, so be it. It could have been the bouncers or club owners who called the cops. If it was a high-class place or something.

Congrats to Mom and Dad! Since your dad's a Hawks fan, I'd say that it would only be fair that on this day he gets your mom, and you get the Wings victory. A little something for everyone and an all-around good day. In other news, my sister just called me worried about Joey Mac. I was pleased to tell her he's not injured. SWEDE!

I work at 11 tonight. I'll leave to go to work. The person below me likes Eaves.