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To those who don't understand why we care and why we're discussing it: This is funny stuff. You can't fake this sort of stupidity.

Crap.

Are you getting it in English? I have been getting it in Russian (I think).

The red wings are old and there bying there cups and they don't have any cute guys like justin beeber and there always winning so they never had to battle thru diversity and there all from places across the ocean like sweeden and finnland and canada so they don't speak any american and they suck and i'm a riter cuz i'm on the internet.

Wings: Lids, Kronner, Mule, Flip, Huds Analheim: Lilja, Selanne Modano kicks Perry's bum. Perry threatens to get him.

It depends on to whom and why it's being sent. Aunt Marge gets snail mail. Most other people would rather save the tree. Give up something you enjoy and get bills paid off faster, or keep doing it and be in debt with two jobs longer?

You're the one on the left, right? (I mean "correct?") You're both cute and that's a lovely picture.

Bagger mower. Figs or dates?

They would notice if I left early. The person below me has little aches and pains all of the time.

Rock of Ages- Def Leppard

2. More fluid. Eat your meal one food at a time or take bites or each thing randomly?

Oh, my! That's amazing! I like to reminisce with people you don't know too!

They practiced the Power Play. No one showed up.

Play 60 minutes. If tied, put both goaltenders for both teams in the net and give each skater a puck. On the count of 3, all skaters shoot at the same time. (If your bench is short- tough titties. You get one fewer puck.) The team with the fewest pucks in the back of their net wins. If still tied, do it again until someone wins. Win as a team; lose as a team. No more shootouts and everyone's happy. Well, maybe not the goalies, but you can be sure they'd try like crazy not to let the game get tied.

Condolences to his family and friends.

Go for it. The person below me is over 50 years of age.

Jack, you are one strange individual. I like that in a person. Otto. Do more work and get paid extra, or slack off and get paid poorly?

I don't even see what I did there. Mountain Music- Alabama

Maybe they'll trade him for Lebda at the deadline.

Phil Esposito, Dave Semenko, (in their prime) Anze Kopitar, Mike Grier, (now) Jason Blake, Brian Lee, Matt or Mark Cullen (because they're from Moorhead and if they win the Cup, they'll bring it here and I can see it)

If the Wings can't win it all, I'd like to see the Leafs do it. They haven't had a Cup since I was a kid. If they're still in first in a month, I'll sit up and take notice. For now, I'll just consider it a cosmic practical joke.

Baby, Please Don't Go- Chicago

Hmm... right now, I'd like a white cupcake with vanilla frosting. Although for my friend Hannah's chocolate chip cookies, I'll gladly change my mind. But only for Hannah's. They are good beyond belief. Crack your own nuts or buy them shelled?

No, but I have a matched set of gloveless fingers. The person below me eats most of the candy they buy for the rug rats, so they get stuff they like.

Maybe you could find one here.