55fan

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  1. 55fan

    The person below me game...

    Lois H****** (name blacked out for privacy). She was old and single and had grey hair that she didn't comb much. She had thick glasses that bugged her eyes out and made them look fuzzy. She wore housedresses tied around the middle with a thin rope-like piece of material. I was in her last year before she retired. EDIT: Oh, poopers, Jack. You beat me. Stupid people should not be allowed near vehicles. The person below me lusts after Getzlaf.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Nope. Little red and white pompons and a little purple octopus.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Hmm... I bet if the score was 2-1, it would not have been a good goal. Since we're blowing things out, they give it to us so we can't claim that they're always against us. Tinfoil hat: on.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Son of a... Leave for a second to take a dump and there's a fight.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Eurotwin powers: Activate!
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Me too. In so many ways.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Murph
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Mo looks dang good for 40. I didn't look that good at 40. Or 20, for that matter...
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Me too. Scary memories there.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    MULE! First goal of the season. Here's to many, many more! And Mo! Wow, my feed is lagging.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    It's time for a Dastukian deke.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    It's time to move INTO my office. -Homer
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    song title game

    Here You Come Again- Dolly Parton
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    The person below me game...

    Major peeve. The person below me has had a cat.
  15. 55fan

    This or That

    If I'm right, and I know I'm right, and it is an important matter, then I fight. Otherwise, I let it go. Lindsay or Sawchuck?
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    Random Discussion Thread

    Hehe. In before he left.
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    This or That

    Jazz Lemon or lime?
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    song title game

    Here I Go Again- Whitesnake
  19. 55fan

    Abdelkader out, Bertuzzi questionable for tomorrow's opener

    We still have Z, Pav, Nick, Mule, Nik... and the list goes on. This is not the end of the world. It's not like the lineup looks like: Sammy-Lang-preFlyers Leino Lebda-someguypickeduponwaiverscuzhecouldn'tcutitwiththeOilers
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    The person below me game...

    I got one for free once, but I broke it and it became a coat rack. Apparently they're only good up to a certain weight. Then I got rid of it during cleanup week. The person below me has to deal with racists and occasionally blows up at them.
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    This or That

    I liked NickNik when they were together. Peas or carrots?
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    Random Discussion Thread

    Hockey? For serious? Someone better tell the GDT guy.
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    10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

    Maybe this will add some meaning into my life. Wings 1 (deflection off a Duck's skate) Ducks 0 14 goals for the Wings called back. League stands by its officials. Other fans say we're paranoid and have delusions of persecution. The only goal counts because it occurs with less than 20 seconds left in the game and the officials realize they can't let it go to overtime since Babs' glare has already melted the ice to the point where they can barely skate. Wings win. Ducks cry foul.
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    The person below me game...

    Always. That is what makes this thread interesting. The person below me is due to rake leaves this weekend.
  25. 55fan

    The NHL announces "Homer" rule for WIngs - WTF?

    Awesome. As for the rest of you: The word for the day is "Satire".