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Hand it out. Handing out means you have to buy it. Buying it means you have leftovers. Having leftovers requires you to eat it or the money will have been wasted. Lasagne or Mac'n'cheese?

Give Me Just a Little More Time- Chairman of the Board

I have a room AC in the kitchen. It keeps Johan cool, and I use a fan in the bedroom. The person below me likes grits.

Packaged. I have never bought from a deli because you have to talk to the people and I'm an introvert in real life. Elastic or drawstring?

No. All I ever watch is hockey, football, Holmes on Homes, and the occasional Matlock re-run. Although watching hockey is better than porn in my book. The person below me has been really hungry lately and doesn't know why.

Hard for Me to Say I'm Sorry- Chicago

Slip on. As long as we're on the subject, French tickler or love glove?

My Kind of Lover- Billy Squire

No. The person below me itches. (Freakin' skeeters)

Both are annoying, but Bugs doesn't spit when he talks. I don't know if you've ever carried on a face-to-face conversation with an irate duck, but I can only imagine that duck spit smells like Corey Perry. Mondays or Fridays?

Indeed! We need more players named Drew. I like this. He did well for us last season. He has a role and he fulfills his duties. He may not be a superstar, but he does what he does, and that's all you can ask of a guy.

Cold. Solar or nuclear?

I just got home from work and found out the news. He was only a year older than I am. It seems so young. RIP, Probie. If only we could turn back time.

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Cherries are tastier than acorns, but I'll go with oak. Have the ability to fly or the ability to be invisible?

Yes. I had lots of childhood. The person below me has been to Africa.

Booger (I wonder if anyone has called him that to his face...) went over last year to help Pavel with his camp for kids in Pav's hometown. Boog is from Sask. Pav is from Siberia. I used to live in Sask. From what I hear, they're similar.

Digital. I don't know what analog time is, unless that's the kind with the hands, in which case I choose that. Cedar or pine?

Nope. I only use real, genuine wires. No fraud here. The person below me went to a playground as a kid where they had one of those tubes where you run in it and the inner portion turns like a hamster wheel.

Wasn't Kovy the one who was going to the next Olympics whether the league liked it or not? Maybe he is trying to get it in writing that he will be excused for those games, and if he can't get that in the NHL, he will sign a shorter deal with the KHL. I'm just speculating here. He has gotten a killer offer from the Kings, who are up-and-coming. I believe the Devils also offered him a nice sum. I don't see money as the thing that is holding him back, nor the quality of the team. I could be wrong on this. Much has been said about FA players and I'm having trouble keeping it all in my head. Also on the FA line of thought: Has anyone heard anything about Kariya? I'm curious as to whether or not he's had any offers or is considering anything.

I would love to have Getz on the Wings, but not at the expense of Zetterberg. Getz is one of those players I hate, but would love if he was a Wing. Kenny would get a lot of flaf for making that sort of a trade. It would be a huge mistake for the team, and the fans would rightfully go nuts. That said, if the cap magically disappears and we can get Getz for Ritola, I say we spring for the extra cash that it would take to buy enough Crack for Quack to getterdone.

Johan is right here beside me. We're both hot, but I turned on the AC, so all will be well soon. The person below me is having something special to eat today.

Unless there are frogs and bats posting, I don't think anyone would answer your question with a negative response. I hate the little buggers. The person below me has issues with their feet swelling.

I've never needed one, but they assigned me one any way. Just kidding- I've never had nor needed one. The person below me wears socks to bed.

Every Dog Has Its Day- Toby Keith