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Get Back- the Beatles

I know where Miller Brew went. The person below me has a stove and fridge that match.

I'm glad we don't have them so I don't have to shovel, but I wish we had them so kids would walk somewhere other than the middle of the street. Call roadside assistance or change your own tire?

Seems like everyone I know has done time. Right now I can only think of one who is in. The person below me has slipped on a banana peel.

Sick and wrong, Rob. Sick. And. Wrong.

Not so much the bedroom, although that does get done. I'm more of a living room re-arranger. The person below me likes frosted poptarts.

Wings fans will remember that he touched an octo on a commercial and lost to us in the WCF of that year. The Octopus doesn't forget.

Give the winners a bonus like, say... a day with the Cup. Works for me. If that's not enough, have each team pitch in to a kitty at the beginning of the year and let the winners get the pot.

Kane isn't in prison. That's about the extent of their luck, aside from the standard luck needed to win any hockey game.

Nope. I hit a drive-through on the way to Walmart. The person below me has dry elbows.

Scrambled please. With cheese if you have any handy. Rap or opera?

I was thinking "obedience of the law of gravity", but I can make that number three. Edit for mine grammar.

Number one: Ice is slippery...

Would it count against the Cap?

DRINK! No, we are better off without them. In fairness to Koko, he never finished a season here without a season-ending injury, so who knew he could score a goal in the playoffs? He looked great, and I'm proud of him, but that OT goal was coming off being a healthy scratch and being back due to Ladd's injury. I still like Koko, but not enough to spend his current salary on him.

Agreed. We can, at times, be heartless and forget that it is human beings that we are talking about. On the other hand, they certainly know that this sort of thing is coming when they go online. How many millions of dollars do they have that they can wipe their eyes with because some middle-aged know-it-all in Fargo, North Dakota thinks that their contract was too high? I bet they give us the finger and move on. P.S. Yes, Nik. I am well aware that you are too young for me. I just think that you are precious and a wonderful hockey player, and I love your hits. And Sebastian is a lovely pseudonym.

Cracklin' Rose- Neil Diamond

Well, the manager at my weekend job lit a fire under the butt of the problem child, who is now behaving- so I guess that is a delight. Why not more? The person below me could happily eat peas as a snack.

Smelly. Smelly can be good. Raspberry or strawberry?

Would You Go With Me- Josh Turner

Um...cuz it's on a pool table? The person below me wonders about Jack.

Me three until I checked the start date. Any chance we can get Kane into a pair of leg warmers?

Would we believe them if they did? I bet it's a lot more likely that friends or family read and pass the interesting stuff on to them. It's probably even more likely that they pay no attention. If they did, can you even imagine how they would feel? Here you get someone who scores a timely goal, and all people around here can say is, "About time. He's lazy and he sucks. Sure, he scores a goal but what about at 2:45 in the 3rd period a week ago last Monday when he turned the puck over? Huh? How about that?" If I were an NHL player, I'd either stay far away or come in and play with people mercilessly.

Baby Got Back- Sir Mixalot

I think there's a thread about the Hawks if you're looking for a change of pace.