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Do What You Do- Jermaine Jackson

Found this from mlive:

Stop and think this through. Would anyone with the intelligence to hack a website be a Pens fan?

Sugar because I can, but if a sub is necessary, Splenda is the best. More embarrassing: Snort when you laugh or wheeze when you laugh?

I like the old stuff. Hair Bands Rule! The person below me likes sweet and sour chicken.

Well, this hasn't been dull... YES!!!!!

Whew. No more 2-goal lead. Pasha

Hanging where the Raffy haters went after that first goal.

Flip them off!!!! Adieu, Huet!

Starting to look alive! J-Will!

Well, f*** me running backwards and call me a squirrel. Lids! What a man!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Score! I guess I got here on time.

I'd rather see Crosby win it once than to ever have the site hacked again. If we're talking about winning it every 4 years, I'd let the site get hacked every 4 years. At least Matt will know in advance that it will happen. What should be done to the hacker: Be forced to clean all of our bathrooms with his/her tongue or Be forced to kiss Sidney Crosby on the lips

Delighted. The person below me missed these WC games during the Poultry Infestation.

I don't know why, but in the back of my mind that Black Chicken is ringing a familiar bell. I googled it and nothing came up. Does anyone know what it is/means? Matt- as long as the keys on my keyboard produce the letters on the screen, this site is beautiful.

Matt, I just want to hug you and everyone who was involved in de-hacking this little slice of heaven on earth. The person who did this must be found, beaten, sliced against the grain, served on a bronze platter with brie and Timbits, and forced to apologize to each member individually with a cash settlement of 1 euro for each day since the member registered on this site (calculations to be done by the hacker since (s)he's so flipping brilliant).

I detest them with every fibre of my being. I refuse to be in the room when they are on. Homer's voice is worse than nails on the chalkboard (for those of you old enough to remember chalkboards). I do not like them. The person below me has trouble typing when they first wake up.

Find Your Way Back- Jefferson Starship

There is a horrible discrepancy in the interpretation of this rule between different officials. The basis is a medical issue. Allow me to explain. When ice is formed in the rink, it is first laid down in a thin layer. This layer is painted white or a pale blue to prevent it from appearing a nasty brownish colour. Other things are also painted on it such as the goal crease, team logos, blue lines, red line, etc. Once these are in place, more ice is added atop this the painted layer. The goal crease, as we all know, is blue. The ice is white. If a player interferes with a goaltender in the blue paint area, it is a penalty. The problem is that not all people can distinguish between blue and white. There is a rare form of colourblindness known as azublancosomy which restricts a person's ability to judge where one colour begins and the other ends. When vision is compromised in this way, it behooves the afflicted person to come up with other ways of determining where the blue paint begins. In most cases, the presence of a winged wheel (either red on white, or white on red) is used to determine where the crease begins and ends. If a black puck enters the blue area whilst a winged wheel is present, the blue paint area must include said wheel. This results in a goaltender interference call. Preliminary research indicates that this affliction develops in adulthood by repeatedly fondling the testicles of the bastard offspring of Peewee Herman and Count von Count. We must remember that this is not the victims' fault and be kind and understanding when they muff the calls. We must show our understanding of the situation by loudly announcing the cause of this malady to all of the uninformed nearby. This can be accomplished by yelling, "Hey Ref! You suck Bettman's balls!"

Wings lead 13-1 going into the 3rd period just so I can see a Sammy hat trick without worrying about losing. Then Sammy realizes I'm at work and can't see the game, so he doesn't bother scoring any more to impress me. Wings win 13-4, thus avoiding unpleasantness with accusations of copyright violations from the 14-3 people. Go Wings!

Cinnamon with butter? For real? Give me some 'dem grits. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?

Beautifully put. I wouldn't be surprised to see him back as a 13th next year for minimum wage. He would be a healthy scratch unless someone is injured, but as an injury replacement, he's still fine for the job, especially with the new, improved shoulder. Then he and Drapes can go out together.

I'd much rather colour the eggs. Pumpkins are so messy. Better Christmas tradition: putting a dead tree in your living room or eating candy out of your socks.

Oh, yeah. Start it on time or don't start at all. The only thing that frustrates me more is when I'm running the whatever-it-is and people start filing in about the time I want to start and chatting and hanging out because so few people are there that there's no point in starting. The person below me wishes they could find out things that are none of their business but have them concerned nonetheless.

Give It Away- George Straight