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Thank you, Jimmy. Now control those rebounds and you'll be fine.

Well, a YKW would constitute a win since the other team would fail to score, right? I mean, it doesn't count as a YKW if the other team scores in the shootout, does it? Anyway, give me the win. I don't care how it comes. Pudding or jello?

I thought I had overslept, but then realized that the game doesn't start until 7 (my time) and that I still had a half hour. The person below me forgets to water their plants.

In an effort to promote gentlemanly conduct on and off the ice, Lady Byng winner Pavel Datsyuk asks previous Byng winner Paul Kariya out for a pre-game drink. He offers him the Russian tradition of "little water" and gets him schnockered. Kariya spends the game on the end of the bench singing "The Maple Leaf Forever". Dats gets a natural hat trick, a Gordie Howe hat trick, and kicks Bertuzzi's butt so hard during the second intermission that Bertuzzi scores his own hat trick in the third just to make Pavel happy. The Wings win 7-1. Wings: Dats x 4, Bert x 3 Blues: Pity goal allowed by the officials even though it wasn't even in the crease.

We're going to win this one. Somehow. Some way. We are going to win.

The OP said to have fun with this, so that's what I'm doing here. This is a joke. It is not serious. Anyone who gets their panties in a bunch will have their eyeballs eaten by someone who considers that sort of thing to be fun, because, goshdarnit, the OP said to have fun. We need to be defensively responsible. Who's defensively responsible? Why, the Selke boys, of course. So our defensemen will be: Lids/Stu (Boy's playing his balls off- let's promote him) Hank/Dats (Eurotwin powers: Activate!) Drapes/Bert (He can't skate- just leave him back by the net. Maybe he'll lay down and block some shots. Drapes has the speed to cover for him.) Forwards: Leino/Helm/Cleary (Helm can just circle the net until the rest of the group catches up to put the puck in.) May/Abby/Ericsson (If we're not gonna win, we might as well let the young'uns be on the ice to take notes on fighting.) Homer/Helm/Maltby (Yeah, that's two lines for Helm, but he can be down the ice and back twice, stop in the upper bowl to sign autographs, and get a cherry slushie before the others complete the line change.) Miller/Eaves/Meech (Not really sure who is in which position there, but they're the 4th line, so who cares?)

Strange- Reba McEntire

Generally I do, but there was a mattress set on sale so I went out. Not too bad at the sleep store. They were out of stock, but as long as it was paid for Friday morning, you still got the sale price. They even transferred the order to the Fargo store so they could deliver it to me cheap. The cool thing is that I didn't even have to pay for it since mom and the sisters are going together on it for 2 Christmasses and a birthday. The person below me likes the cranberries that are totally jell and no fruit chunks.

I have gas and no complaints, so I'll go with that. Soft or firm mattress?

Props to Moss... donating $100 to Juvenile Diabetes for each goal he scores. Good on him, even if he's on the other team. I just hope he scores against other teams.

Oh, the places we could go with that... Anyway, Kipper is killing us. He's headed for a shutout.

Kipper has been looking good. Lots of traffic around his net, but he's been keeping that shutout going. Oops, sorry dude. Didn't mean to jinx you by saying shutout. Oops, there I go again. Not saying shutout again. Promise.

We have no luck.

Is it just me, or does the puck seem to do whatever it wants to tonight? I seem to be having trouble following it. Am I just tired or is the ice funny?

Stewie looking good!

Never wish a goalie happy b-day. Apparently this is bad luck. Come on, guys, get it back!

Happy belated b-day, Ozzie! You still look 12. Go Wings! Go Ozzie!

Where is mindfly? I feel less cuddly. Bert sticks out his tongue at someone, giving the Flames a PP in the first. Draper scores a shortie on that penalty. Bert scores a goal. Homer is within an arms-reach of the crease, and the goal is called off. Iginla ties the game. The game remains tied until 3:21 remaining in the 3rd period. Bert scores for real. Iginla shoves him, giving the Wings a PP. Homer scores on the PP. Wings 3: Draper, Bertuzzi, Homer Flames 1: Iginla

Nope. Unless we're at work and he's high. Then I get stressed out. But between the two of us, we just chill. Relationships with mom and the sisters are cool too. Little sister and I used to stress, but then she went nuts and is on lots of psych meds so we are in the same frame of mind and get along swimmingly. The person below me is sick of turkey.

I Love- Tom T. Hall

Three Times a Lady- the Commodores

No thanks. Mom's knee went out so I was the cook today. You have to taste it before it gets to the table you know, so I'm stuffeder than the turkey. The person below me wishes they could back up time and catch people doing things they shouldn't in the act.

Well, the potatoes don't because you mash them all out, but the butter and gravy do have them, so they replace the calories that leak out in the mashing. The person below me thinks the Lions will win today.

It doesn't matter if the contract is one or two way. What matters is how long he has been around.

I do. I am in SD until Friday. The person below me is not spending Thanksgiving with their honeybunny.