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Both kinds are nice. Hoods are good for outdoor use. No hoods are good for indoor use. Progress or congress?

Last? Let's put it this way: there was a girl in my class whose mom had German measles during her pregnancy, so the girl was almost blind, had very bad hearing, was mildly retarded and her mom felt guilty, so she spoiled her. The teachers felt sorry for her, so they always caved in to her, which meant that she whined constantly when she didn't get her way. I got chosen after her because no one wanted to hurt her feelings. I was a beachball with legs. No one worries about offending shoreline sports equipment. We were the ones who "deserved" to be hassled because we didn't look like the rest and our mothers dressed us in bad hand-me-downs. See the Wal-mart thread for an explanation of this charming mindset. Looking back though, it wasn't that bad. The teachers let the kids who were the absolute worst and didn't have friends be the captains who did the choosing, and I never fell to that level. But enough strolling (or in my case waddling) down memory lane... The person below me likes a good tuna salad sandwich on occasion.

Jon (no idea, really- just picking him cuz he's cute) Good sex and a bad meal, or bad sex and a good meal.

What's Love Got to Do With It? - Tina Turner

Looks like the injury train made a stop in Montreal too. Wings play 60 minutes and they win. Otherwise, not. Wings 4: Homer, Dats, Maltby, Helm Montreal 1: Someone who's not injured.

No problem. It's hard to tell on the internet. Not like my typing has boobs. At least we had decent officials tonight. I just hope Larue got scolded in private for that call.

All those chances and only a point.

Yuck. Win it in OT, guys. These guys are too good in a shootout. I'm calling it now: Maltby.

Did someone just yell "f*** me"? Or am I thinking out loud?

Crap. OK guys, get it back.

I'd rather see that than them just standing around going, "oh, Ozzie will get it". Nice to see them applying pressure offensively and defensively.

OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE!

PAVEL!!! Yes! I'm so relieved. I was afraid that if they scored on us, that would be it.

Nice kill. Now let's score.

A Horse with No Name- America

patient. Berry or citrus?

Depends on the situation. Mostly I'm

Due to work schedule not even close. I do have a few playoff superstitions but none during the season. The person below me hates it when they break a nail.

There's a lot of truth in this, particularly the second paragraph. There's always the straw that breaks the camel's back for someone, and they come out and say, "hey, we're the target of stuff like this way too much" and then people sigh to themselves and think, "finally, someone else noticed" and they in turn give their thoughts. It is only a matter of seconds before the wise rise to save us from our folly by pointing out -correctly- that conspiracy theorists are usually nuts and that we must stop thinking for ourselves and take the wise and mature route of denying all conspiracy theories. Personally, I think it was just a human error compounded by the inability of said human to admit said error, but if it does come up that there is anything funny going on, those who have been saying so all along deserve to gloat in full glory and the rest of us ought to meekly listen like we've been forcing the conspiracy theorists to do.

Back's back to normal. Being nasty is a coping mechanism. Good thing I have the refs as targets. Tonight's officials: Stevie Wonder, Janet Gretzky (who has money on FLA), an invitro baby, and the Panthers' GM. Should be an improvement. Go Wings! Go Ozzie!

Just hope the refs tonight don't blow or have the intent to. Wings 4: Homer, Dats, Abby, Kron Panthers 1: Refs rule they intended to score

Book. How hard can it shut? Compared to a door, that is. Sour cream and onion or cheddar?

I'm not. I stand by mine. I just hope that the 55 after Kronner retires (yeah, retires, not leaves) is a cool dude of whom I can be a fan. The person below me has eaten chicken feet.

The Name of the Game- ABBA

I don't drink coffee, but thanks to a B1G1 cap, I'm sipping on a Dew, so there's the caffeine. The person below me wonders why the E is before the I in caffeine despite the jingle.