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Oh, crap. Come on, guys. Let's see a good kill here.

That was unexpected. Ozzie was off guard, but who could see that coming?

Murph still looks nervous on camera.

I do. They seem like they're getting to know each other. I guess that what with new people since last season and new lines since people got sent down/out, it is kind of a get-to-know-you time. It will sort itself out.

I like May already. Some greats have worn #20. I love all of the ones I can think of. If he can fight and score and be defensively responsible, he will be a valuable asset to to this team. Plus he seems like a heck of a cool guy.

Dear Emma, Pavel is busy right now, but I will forward your message to him. Happy b-day to your sister. Love, Me

Welcome to Detroit, Brad May!!!!!

Koko on the PP. I'm laughing.

He alternates with Pav and Drapes. I'm sure they gave Hank the A during both Sweden games.

If I don't, I always say, "I'll stop twice next time." The person below me obeys the speed limit at all times.

Not a fan of porn, nor am I interested in women in that way, so I'll watch the porn, eat the hot dogs and pretend I'm not seeing what I'm seeing. (No mustard on the dogs, or I'd rather be kissing a chick.) Herpes or gonorrhea?

Got to Get You Into My Life- The Beatles

I did not see it, so I don't remember it. The person below me needs to hop in the shower. (The person below them wonders why anyone would do anything in the shower that might cause injury.)

Tortilla Sex on the Beach or a Slow Screw Against the Wall (they're drinks, pervert)

This. I think Shanny would make an excellent commish. All he needs is a lawyer-assistant to help him through the mumbo-jumbo. Lest we forget, Shanny is a bit of a politician at heart, with a Summit named after him.

Boy did I mis-read that. Good luck with your game. Oh, Koko. Open mouth, insert...oh, wait. This is Koko. Open mouth, attempt to insert foot, fall down. Wings win 4-1 Det: Zata, Homer, Mule, Lids Chi: Some kid still going through puberty

This just in: Teams want good players. Seriously, if they had mentioned an amount that they would be willing to pay, or even that they were looking into a long-term deal, I think a case could be made for tampering, but as it is, if all they said was that they were interested, they weren't saying anything that any team with enough cap room wasn't thinking. I don't think the twins are arrogant, but they must know that they are good enough that they would be a sought-after commodity. Plus they'd have missed out on a chance to play with Sammy. Anyone else want to see the Homliest Swede Line?

Eurgh. I'll go with Watson. Lite beer or regular?

Yes, I have- or maybe I forgot a "this or that". I have also gotten them mixed up and posted in the wrong thread. The person below me is getting a big kick out of the corrupt a wish thread.

Crazy Train- Ozzy (note spelling) Osbourne

Home. Alcohol and smoking allowed, and I can pause for a pee break whenever I need one. Worst trait in a significant other: Apathy or jealousy?

Nope. Gave that up in 1978. Took up smoking and never chewed my nails again. The person below me likes lima beans.

Baby Got Back- Sir Mixalot

If I had a choice- which I don't- I'd probably try to get out early unless it means starting at some unholy hour like before noon. Fish: beer batter or bread crumbs?

No cell here. Only a landline with caller ID and an answering machine to screen out the lovely people who have lovely things to ask you about lovely products/services in which you have no interest. The person below me likes Moosehead and can say so with a straight face.