Internet.Unknown

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  1. Internet.Unknown

    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    I hope you're right! "Helm with Hands" is going to be a 2C? How the expectations for the Wings have fallen.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    The Wings don't have any first-line future stars in the minors. This is why Detroit relies on the over-ripe philosophy. Don't people get this by now? Their young players aren't new versions of Yzerman, Lidstrom, Zetterberg, or Datsyuk. They're Doug Browns, Slava Kozlovs, Kirk Maltbys, and other good but supporting players. Expecting every prospect to blossom into an all-star is folly.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    I've been saying the Streak is important for a long time. Usually no one listens or responds. Management clearly wants to extend the Streak. Fans need to accept this. They can rail and rant against it, but saying it doesn't matter is silly. It matters and our expectations should adjust accordingly.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Nobody cares about it except ownership and management.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Thank goodness, otherwise I fear a triggering.
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    Stamkos to... Tampa

    Let's hope Kenny didn't spend all his magic on draft day.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Damn, dude, good call. I forgot about the context of Stan's ... situation. No, I am NOT in love with the deal.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    That's exactly what he's going to do except their names will be Staal, Hudler, and Martin (signed for entirely too much money for a 4th liner). You don't expect Ken Holland to sit on all that Datsyuk money, do you?
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    Stamkos to... Tampa

    I understand your frustration but you're exaggerating here. Alfredsson was not a bust at all. He was old, yeah, but the Wings knew that. He played well. The Legwand deal was made to keep the Streak alive whether fans like it or not. The Streak continues so the trade can't be considered a bust. Erik Cole was playing pretty well before getting injured. He was picked up to help in the playoffs and it was a calculated risk and one that should be made any year.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Shades of Suter! Ah, well, there's always #TankIt
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    Datsyuk Announcement to Officially Leave NHL

    It's all about buoyancy.
  12. Internet.Unknown

    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Elite players probably assume they can turn any franchise into a winner. Sure, signing with a team like the 00s Wings was a no brainer, but I suspect most professional athletes think they can most any team win. Whether they're right is another issue.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Let me get this straight. People are crediting The Streak as reason for Stamkos to sign with Detroit? But I thought The Streak didn't matter and was a stupid bulls*** excuse for Ken Holland to field a mediocre team.
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    Detroit trades Datsyuk to Arizona

    Larkin was a Leaf's fan growing up.
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    Drew Miller re-signs... 1 year deal $1.025 million

    Dayum! chickenlittleisthefuture
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    Detroit trades Datsyuk to Arizona

    *put down pipe
  17. Internet.Unknown

    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    I'll take Mila Jovovich. You can keep waxed, oiled men.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    I'm just the messenger.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    The season? Maybe not. But the Wings lost out on Chychrun.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Agreed. Stamkos' likely next teams, in order: 1. Toronto 2. TB 3. Buffalo 4. Detroit
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Stamkos won't sign with Detroit. (I hope I'm wrong. Please throw this in my face repeatedly if I am.)
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    LOL not a chance Holland might as well own the team. He's never getting fired.
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    Radulov is a piece of s***
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    Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

    But he would be OUR piece of s***. We could love him and hug him and kiss him and ...