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That's not much of a debate at all.

Hahaha... "Elephants aren't orange you moron..."

C in Crosby's sense stands for something that rhymes with bunt.

Actually, that sounds about right. He's supposed to get 11-13? minutes a game, which means 22-26 shifts, which leaves room for many instances in which he can f*** up twice in one shift. For example, trying to get a shot through from the point only to have it blocked by a guy who didn't even dive to block the shot and then have the puck come back to him so that he can mishandle it on the blue line forcing the Wings to tag up.

I'm not even sure people here know what that word really means but it sounds nice and it makes the Wings look good and superior to everyone else so why not jump on the bandwagon?

5 - The number of years Nick will play from now on.

I was looking for that picture where Iggy is trying to s*** talk Lidstrom with some crazy eyed fan watching but I found this and this is much better.

Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a f*** It's not your birthday! You can find me in the cab Hidn' a case of crabs-Mama, got what you need and f*** off on the tab I'm into givin' sixty year olds a f***in' stab So come give me a grab, if you're into gettin' crabs.

I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for a hysterical post from ChelisChick.

Oh God... some game against VAN. Sammy on the point... Cleary on the PK... Bad bad bad.

Think those trolls who wanted to dump Cleary (to help retain Hossa) early last season because his eyesight was off would still feel that way today?

I guess he'll have more chances to cheat on his wife.

So he's pretty much off the hook if he gives the cab driver a reach around? He better have his wigs ready.

One year conditional discharge?

Aww mannnnn! I couldn't figure it out either that's why I wanted one of you to decide. Don't make me choose! Anyways, day off every time the opportunity comes. Why do you think every one who has been in the full time work force for a couple years after college grabs you and shakes you while screaming, "Enjoy this now! Please, do it for me! What does fresh air feel like?" Seriously, when was the last time you were able to just do absolutely nothing? Feels great sometimes. Real sugar or new age xylitol?

I'm not knocking the OP, moreso the journalist, but I really don't want to know about this stuff. This isn't really news. Besides, let Mac deal with it. The last thing he needs are some idiot fans who invade his personal space, ask for an autograph and then say something stupid like, "Oh yeah and I'm sorry about that whole IRS fiasco. The man can be a real ***** sometimes, believe me, I know. Well, good luck to ya while I sell this autograph to Competitive Edge Sports Collectibles at Meadowbrook Mall. Wait, it closed down? When did that happen? Them Australians be trippin' yo." Now Hudler and the prostitutes... That was funny. It may be possible that he made sure each had their own strap-ons so they could double team him. He shoots he scores!!!

If Babs really does put Bert on the 2nd line with Fil and Mule, what are the chances that line becomes just nearly as potent as the Naslund-Morrison-Bertuzzi line at its peak? Sure Bertuzzi has lost some edge but you still have Mule in his prime and Fil getting closer to his.

Every team has its share, but some are bigger than others. Underneath it all, assuming that every team has equal proportions of dumbass fans is like assuming that the world is fair, which it isn't. Otherwise there would be no such term as "third world countries." It just doesn't really work like that. I know it's easier to be understanding and say that "everybody has their own faults" but some people's faults cause more damage than others who carry the same fault.

Rodney. I saw this one on Best Damn a few years ago: A fastball to the face from Randy Johnson or getting caught in bed with Ray Lewis' wife? Some obvious fastball pros: You know what's coming. You know where the pain will be. Cons: It still hurts. A lot. You could even die. Caught in bed pros: Very small chance you'd be able to run away and get enough distance to file a restraining order. Still, a chance is a chance. Cons: Ray Lewis is crazy. If you can't run away, there will be pain everywhere including places you probably weren't aware of that would hurt to the point that you would rather die.

I suppose by filing for arbitration months ago that Hudler... How ironical.

Hmm. That's a good one actually. With AbdelGatorade, you have more of a variety of flavors that taste really good. But Vitamin Water is starting to come out with better ones. Berry Cherry for instance, great stuff. The majority of my day isn't spent in strenuous physical activity that is required of an athlete, so I'm going with Vitamin Water. Liquid fabric softener or dryer sheets?

Man it's weird reading Selkes as in more than one. Who knew a skinny kid who some said had no aptitude for defense would work his ass off to put on some weight and dare you to hit him only to surprise you with a shoulder check of his own and also win two Selkes?

Seriously, the drunken guy who chants "Let's go Red Vings!" and shows the most emotion when he scores goals is fun until he throws up in your bathroom. Then he's just like any other annoying moron.

Hehe,sure.

No, this is: Right?