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Lidstrom cannot be in that list since he transcends those bounds.

..Actually, it's exactly what I DID say!

Yea, you get that when you get old.

That second disallowed goal wasn't really a goal (unless you go by the standards O'Halloran set in the WCF last year), but what pissed me off was O'Halloran was waiving his arms and shouting "no goal!" before the play was even dead, much less before Turco got knocked into the crease, like the wanker was trying to cut off a goal before it ever happened. Guy needs to learn he's not the f***in' 'tender of whoever is playing against the Wings.

Mine has 3-2 Wings... the first one by the Stars was clearly goaltender interference by the standard set tonight.

This has been one of those nights where every time Sammy gets the puck, I hide my face in my hands.. and then the announcers let me know I was glad to do so, as I hear he did something stupid.

The only thing that made me laugh is that O'Halloran was making sure to say no goal before the play was even dead.

Did Raffy get a trip called on him when he got tripped? >_>

They did. The refs cheated us so bad that they changed the video feed to omit the goals there too, calling them as goaltender interference on Homer... while he was sitting on the bench.

Okay, insert my first official complaint against the officials this game (telling O'Halloran to eat a dick isn't a complaint.. it's an insult)

That's okay guys, it's still 1-1 >_>

Hey Matt, telling O'Halloran to "eat a dick" isn't against the board rules, is it? hope not >_>

f*** YOU O'HALLORAN! EAT A DICK!

The puck is Zetterberg's *****.

Nooooo, Osgood isn't a top tier goalie, not at all.

Pshaw. You will never get past our hordes of seat-claiming businessmen and their uncanny knack at buying all the front row tickets and not coming to the game. Why do you think our crowd seems so thin sometimes? Heh.

Wow. Someone that's not a Wings fan actually just called Osgood a good goalie (and not only that, but actually rated him above a goalie that currently qualifies as 'hot s***'.) You, sir, are a rare breed.

More like an STD.

Jack Ball. (He's local) Kickusoff. I mean, Kiprusoff. Craig Rivet. This one requires a slight bit of imagination. It doesn't take too much to make the leap from "Rivet" to "Ribbet" (some languages even hold b and v as the same sound), and given the time he was at Montreal, this quickly becomes an allusion to frogs, atleast in my mind. So whenever I watch him play, I always say "Rivet, Rivet, Rivet" in rapid succession to sound like a frog. Doesn't work now that he's on the Sharks, though : ( And let's face it, as much as we love him, Datsyuk is also funny. "Dats yuck? That's yuck? What? You're calling him 'Datssooook'? Alright then..." And how can we forget Patty "Waaaaauuugh" (always makes me think "For the Imperium of Man!" and "Blood for the Blood God!" right afterwards. If you don't get the geekiness of this, nevermind, lol) ANOTHER RIGHT BY WAAAUGH! ANOTHER RIGHT BY WAAAAAUGH! Oscarmeyer and Salami. Fitting that they're on the same team.

*sigh* Well, I can wish. Stuck here in FL, and not even the part of FL that has hockey. Not even an ice rink for 100 miles in any direction, much less any hockey, even minor league/college stuff.

Oh, by the way... have fun!

Did it ever occur to you that Holland is likely slightly more qualified for the position of Hockey Team GM than you are? I ain't saying his s*** don't stink, but your opposition to him in the face of success while also factoring in the probable experience discrepancy between you and him is puzzling.

Pure, unadultered rumor.

I think "Pull Dickoff" is an obvious play on "Paul Dickoff"

Wow, OotF, that list is golden. (Are Pull Dickoff and Tugnutt cousins?) There's also that Italy goalie with the last name of Hell (insert more Satan and Hell jokes..)