steveyzerman

I can't do this. Gah! Drop the puck!

Sign him. Everyone has a slump. The man has four goals in nine games. Sheesh. He's terrible. & actually, it's five goals.

Listen here, motherf***ers. This is my last hoorah. Ban me. Suspend me. Whatever. Maybe, the site just needs a filter that can be turned on & off at the users choice; if they want to hear four letters words or not. But you "Stanley Cup Champion" Duck ******* were just made a fool of by your own player. Who's whining now, eh? "Ow. Holmstrom elbowed me." SHUT THE f*** UP. Taking that goal away hurt a hell of a lot worse than that elbow. & yeah, we complained a bit, but now we're moving on & we are going to f*** you up. I'm completely fed up with the NHL. Gary, you *****, you ruined my childhood. & this isn't only about the goal that was called back. It's the fact that I sat there & expected it. I couldn't get excited right away because, so many times in the past, it's been called back. I ******* expected that bulls*** & that shouldn't be the case. & the penalties. What. The. f***. I don't know about anybody else, but all I ask for is consistancy. If you want to call a penalty everytime a stick taps somebody on the shoulder, fine. But ******* call it EVERY TIME. & if you want to let them play, let them play. But don't change your goddamned mind in the middle of a game. I don't know how these players do it. If I were on the ice, I'd two hand those ******* zebras in the mouth repeatedly. I would not stop & someone would have to pull me off. You're making reputation calls & that s***'s too NBA. I want accountability. If someone makes a bad call, & I mean a REALLY bad call, you don't have to back them. They're big boys. They can handle it. & you don't have to fire the man, but tell him he f***ed up. That's the only way they'll learn. A simple apology will go a long way in the hearts of many, you ******* pricks. Die in a fire. You refs are deciding the games & it's bulls***. You've ruined hockey completely. I hate you.

Actually, I think Hossa hit Pronger's stick that hit the puck into the net. So ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> count it. Oh. & this whole "intent" to blow the whistle thing is bulls***. Worst rule in all of sports. If you take the "intent" out. These types of plays are cut & dry; did the whistle go first?

Bring it on, *******. I'm calling for a swift Jiri Hudler elbow to Pronger's eye socket. Pew pew.

Personally, I'll be happy either way. I'd love to see the Pens make it back to the finals with us. & I'd also love to see the Pens die.

I don't get it. :-/ Nice work.

My wife's first game was the Islanders, so at least you got some goals.

How in the ayche-ee-double-hockeysticks do Backes & Arnott get hat tricks against us. I want my goddamned free Arby's.

I don't belive I told anyone to die or get injured. I mean, maybe Sammy. But if you can prove me wrong, go for it. I did say I hope the Joe is empty. It was a poetic comparison to the way they looked tonight. Do I really think it will be? No. Do you really think me saying that will get a bunch of people to not go? I hope not.

Obviously, I wasn't serious. I don't think the Joe will be empty. But I was trying to get my point across about how heartless they look TO ME. & if you think publicly warning me in the forums is going to bother me, it isn't. Here, I'll do it for him. He told me to tone it down on the language in a PM & I did what he asked. Happy? & now everyone knows. Oh boy, I'm so embarassed. & maybe, if you're the only one who thinks everything's okay & 99% of the forum doesn't, you're wrong. Eh?

Overly-dramatic is relative to opinion. I don't think playing crappy all season & us complaining about it is being overly-dramatic, but that's me. Not you.

Okay. Let's go through this again. 1. I'm upset & I don't care 2. You said Yzerman would never say that 3. I'M. NOT. YZERMAN.

See ya in the funnies.

I'll tell you what, if we win the cup, I will LITERALY bite the head off of a crow, swallow it, & upload the video here.

What's yours? I'M. NOT. STEVE. YZERMAN.

Yeah. Well, it doesn't say I'M STEVE YZERMAN, does it. Eat a dick. You're absolutely right. I'm quitting on the for the rest of the regular season. & I'm not acting like Steve Yzerman. & I'm not putting anything into anything that won't give it back. I'll think a game matters enough to watch when they think a game matters enough to play.

Here's to Babcock slapping you all in the mouth & forfeiting the rest of the season so you lazy asses get your much needed rest. Apparently, 3 days wasn't enough for you to WAKE THE f*** UP.

& I guaran-damn-tee you that the guy I named my forum handle after would NEVER let this ******* happen.

6 forwards. I'm down. I can only find 4 that care though.

Quit talking about 2002. Quit talking about who's fault it is. Quit blaming goalies. Quit blaming defense. Quit. They don't care, why should we. Dear Red Wings, I hope the Joe is empty for the rest of the regular season, like your ******* hearts. PS. Eat s***.

f*** YOU! I'LL SEE YOU ASSHOLES IN THE PLAYOFFS!

You guys don't want to show up, fine. I won't show up. Eat s***.

If we lose this, I won't be paying attention to the rest of the regular season. s***.

SIGN THEM BOTH GODDAMNIT