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f***in cat on the porch makin colt n trio go nuts get outta here lol

Only one cigarette today...but man am I going nuts...

Warm enough to open a couple windows and air it out a bit. Especially since Colt just decided to stink up the place grrr lol

Third night in a row I've been awakened by the same nightmare around this time...hmmm

Feel free to go f*** yourself you selfish lying *****.

Note to self: Cats love tuna and are annoying if you try to cook with it

Lets go wings

Will one of my SoCal buddies please please send me an Animal Style 3x3 no pickles with an order of Animal Fries with pepper rings? Damn I miss In-N-Out

Whoa wake up to a start in the middle of the night...wtf???

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing gasoline Cathy Kay Erika Chaivre Cheryl Cooper lol

¡No me chingues, pinche puta!

So much porn...so little time! Lol

From the gross files: in one study, 44% of adult respondents stated that they picked their nose, ate the boogers, AND LIKED IT.*i don't want to live in this planet any more...

So those painful swollen lymph nodes in the armpit aren't "normal" apparantly. There's a big "duh"

Why the fsck am I still awake?! Damn insomnia

Yeah...never goin to a game without my hockey wife she has more knowledge in her little finger than some other people I know....

Some guy next to me...in all seriousness...said "Tootoo has to stop dropping the gloves and getting into fights he doesn't win. We get it you're short. All he's doing is taking himself off the ice."Obvious dumbass.

Somebody please tell me wtf Leyland was thinking when he pulled Verlander after 5 innings and 91 pitches?!?!

Nope...no reason my ex would need to drive down my street on her way to her moms. No reason for her to do that at all...

What's open today? I'm hungry and unlike everyone else I don't have any family here to have dinner with lol

Damn I needed that laugh....Saturday night live jeopardy sketches were the best (aside from the cowbell skit)

When you are tryin to run from the cops...make. sure your pants are pulled up. Prolly shouldn't be bustin a sag...

Trying to piece together what happenned last night???

Hate when I go to refresh the litter box for trash day and I realize I have no friggin litter and have to run to the store at 1am...