deetroit dario

yeah, they just won it. and worse, tomorrow they play the kings. its official, i'm taking a road trip to nashville, and taking a massive dump on the steps of their barn. EDIT: okay, thats a bit extreme, especially in light of lidstromboli's zen-like attitude below. you're absolutely right, lids...long as we aren't out of it, i shouldn't give a hoot! meanwhile, lets pray the wild stop being lazy/sucking. EDIT DEUX: wow, it worked! go wild!!!

did someone from nashville discover pics of bettman getting a hummer from rosby or something? its like they get a point just for suiting up...

f***youf***youf***you preds!!!

yesssssss florida scores twice in the 3rd to lead with like 13 mins left. pleasepleaseplease let them close out nashville in regulation!!! extra pleases aimed at you, minnesota!! EDIT: lol, doc beat me to it.

pleasepleaseplease make it 5 in a row, guys! go wings!!! (i'm imposing a 1.4% tax on anyone who reads this post)

what, murtaugh? guy wanted to jump, he jumped. cops wanted him down, he's down!

as luck would have it, one of the only hockey fans i know of in this godforsaken indiana town happens to be an avs fan. i'll have to go knock on his door.....followed shortly by his head!

i'll second that recommendation, and my many alter egos unanimously ratify...its well worth the price, and you get much, much more than just fight night...

in the middle of watching it right now. colorado just scored their second, and are feeling pretty good. keep smiling, you evil avs...d-mac's got an OT suprise for ya! it was for today that i refrained from drinking on st. patty's....one because i'm not irish, and two because this is my high, holy holiday!!!

i'm actually in the middle of watching the dvd of the whole game right now...happy anniversary everybody!!! guessing tonight won't be quite so full of fireworks, heh...but we win!

i knew at least one person had to get it!! seriously, though...its bunnies. or maybe hudler... (all jokes aside, i am sorta oliver stone-y about gary and "project: phoenix rising". i do remember thinking at the beginning of the season that it would be "convenient" for them to have a record season, given how everything shook out. if they win the cup after 4 game 7's, don't act shocked!! and sorry to hijoke your thread, OP) EDIT: THIS IS WHY JOKES GET REWRITTEN!!! it seems my buffy reference was not unrelated after all...see up there where i said "or maybe hudler"? the lyric is actually "or maybe midgets", which could also mean gary bettman! so there you go...it is true, and gary is behind it! you just can't see him behind it, cause its written in 3 ft tall letters!!

a gentleman never hits a lady... i know, i know...2 mins for cross-baiting. i'll head for the box. (and by box, i mean cindy's bitter, withery little mangina!!)

okay, i'm from detroit. i've lived (briefly) in pittsburgh. between the two, neither is the place you buy a vacation home. slight edge to detroit, simply because so many people have moved out, you statistically have a better chance of not being stabbed or shot. pittsburgh, you stand a much higher chance of wanting to stab/shoot yourself!! meanwhile, back on topic....am i the only one who heard the VS ******-nouncers calling various red wings "gonchar" during gonchar's penalty (i think it was in the 1st, and flip was the "phantom gonchar")?

guys, maybe we're missing something here. after all, when it comes to things like this, i always felt that the retaliation should be measured against the offense... maybe carmen is right, and howie was out of line....after all, its not like it was a MAN doing all that cross-checking on Z...

(sings) "i've got a theory...it could be bunnies"

knew it! i said last night it would be way worse than ovi's, since wiz is neither ovi nor crysby. had it been sid...2 games. seriously, as i said in the other thread, its the UBHL (unscrupulous bastards hockey league).

excellent point! and i'll do just that...blame the whole damn league. seriously, is it any wonder the KHL claims to be a "legit" league "like the NHL"? they're both run by unscrupulous thugs who make abysmal business decisions... lets just merge the two and call it UBHL (unscrupulous bastards hockey league).

colorado is up by 6, not 4. still not all that far, especially with the avs down to 5 d-men.

stay tuned after the game to watch coach q get a serious fine for criticizing the (alleged) officiating... EDIT: what asshat pulls the goalie when the other team has the puck?? q, thats who! definitely a dirty hit, btw...dunno why wiz wasn't ejected from the game. 4 game suspension, since he's not named crosby or ovechkin.

okay....to root for colorado is disgusting enough. to root for them and watch them lose.... .... ....

they'll beat san jose. its that time of the year....

yeah...then we'll all do the wave!!! (geddit? you spelled it "sine" like "sine wave"?!?!? bwahahahhaa...ahh, whaddya know from funny, ya bastards!) EDIT: best put on my ninja mask so you know i'm just joshin'... there!

yeah...either the avs are purposely dumping to mess with detroit, or all of the detroit fans rooting for the avs is having an adverse effect on their play. maybe we should try thinking "go ex-nordiques" instead...might help with the ugly side effects! EDIT: nope, still taste the puke in my mouth...*sigh*

homer: "i'm to scoring the goal more better dis sesson, thinking mebbeh i stay another year, two. but mebbeh one-seven-five million, since i'm to score so good...i take old-timer discount, but mebbeh jus bittle more than mebbeh you thinking".

sooooo....kabrok rowsdower....is that a, er...stupid name??? sorry, couldn't resist. may you zap every zap rowsdower that like encumbers your land, eh? okehy...