2/26 GDT : Red Wings 3 at San Jose Sharks 2

[2/26 GDT : Red Wings 3 at San Jose Sharks 2]

So glad I'm staying up. Ugh...why even show up the 1st period?

[2/18 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 2 (SO. Yes, SO!).]

TATS!!

[2/18 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 2 (SO. Yes, SO!).]

This is what I call Leafs hockey!

[2/18 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Blackhawks 2 (SO. Yes, SO!).]

Is Detroit even playing the same game?

[2/11 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Penguins 4]

no goalie interference...dont tell me this is an Uncle Gary game...most penalized team in the league and Detroit hasn't got a PP yet.

Hard to draw penalties when you have possession for 4% of the time.

[2/11 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Penguins 4]

Game.

[2/11 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Penguins 4]

0 positives so far. Absolute s*** game.

[2/11 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Penguins 4]

Smith is awful. I wish he wasn't, but he is.

[1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4]

Detroit is playing leafs hockey the past couple weeks.

[1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)]

Can we all admit that there's a huge jump from the AHL to the NHL, that scoring a ton in the AHL doesn't mean a guy will score int he NHL, and sendPulinnen back down to learn how to do more than try to fire a slapper every time he touches the puck in the offensive zone? Kid needs to settle the @#$& down instead of trying to shoot the puck through the goalie's chest every time.

No. He hasn't been bad. There comes a point when being a big fish in a small pond will stunt your growth.

He'll figure things out, it takes more than 5 games to get acclimated with the NHL.

[1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)]

s*** game. Time to move on..,

[1/3 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Canucks 4]

wow...such a boring game.

[12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

Just like this GDT.

Its hard to have an active thread when literally nothing substantial happens in the game. No big hits, saves, shots, goals, or defensive plays.

[12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

Holy bejesus is this a snoozer.

[12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

The wings can't pass worth a s*** right now.

[Jimmy sucks in a shootout Howard]

I've always wondered if you could track down the Guiness Book of World Records fattest man, strap some pads on him, and just literally plug up the entire net with him. Is there a rule in the NHL rule book about this? Are there weight parameters that say "If the goalie is large enough that there is no longer an opening to the net, he cannot play in the NHL?". It surely would solve our shootout issues if there was no entrance to the net at all.

If we can keep this thread respectful and on point about Howard's performance in shootouts, and his percentages indeed being among the lowest, it may continue. Let's keep it friendly, it is the holiday season after all.

They did this on sports science.

[12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

Hopelessly outshoot the other team and make a bad goalie look like God - pretty par for the course.

See, it DOES feel like '09!

[12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

Hooooooooly s*** what a ******* let down

[12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

Get off the goddamn ice franzen.

[12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)]

Franzen is god awful right now. I don't think molesting the sticks in the hallway are going to help.

[12/2 GDT : Panthers 4 at Red Wings 3]

Here's 2 unforgettable points when we are scratching to get 4th seed for at least the possibility of a round of home ice advantage in the playoffs but don't. So important to beat these teams.

Really? I thought that game was completely forgettable.

At least the team can still play like s*** when they want to.

[What happened to Calle Jarnkrok?]

Jarnkrok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Chakra, when the Cleary fell.

[10/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 @ Capitals 2]

Wings just aren't that good. That's the bottom line. Gonna be a long season.

What's worse is that it isn't even entertaining. It's boring as s*** trap.

[10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)]

Babs, your system sucks and is boring as f***.

[10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)]

This s*** is boooooring