puffy

My father has like 11,000+ cards in his basement and he's still collecting. Some call it an obsession...I call it the Puffy Pension Plan.

Completely agree. I wouldn't lose any sleep over Kovalev's absence.

I miss his goldie locks hair.

It's a situational thing but sometimes it does matter. Who knows maybe the 3rd place Team A would have beaten the 6th place Team B but instead they were stuck in the 4th vs 5th battle and lost.

I never liked the rule to begin with. Why should any team be rewarded for having a weak ass division? Being the best of the worst is no reason for a reward.

We went to Catholic school together. He's a drug dealer and I'm a porn addict. Amen.

I'll plant some drugs on him and make sure they put him the cell with my friend Big Bubba. He seems like the type that needs some forced man love.

The Calgary Maple Leafs miss the playoffs. Total shocker! They deserve it. I still can't believe they gave Matt Stajan 3.5mil a season. He's totally not worth it.

I feel bad for Teemu Selanne missing the playoffs in his final season. At least he will have one last hoorah in Anaheim on April 11th. Hopefully they pay him a proper tribute after the game.

I use to call them the Chicago Black ***** until I realized that is probably a compliment.

I use to stop shaving during the playoffs but puberty has not been kind to me as I have several bald spots. One of the spots where it never seems to grow is the middle of the mustache area. If I ever have to play the role of Adolf Hitler I will be totally screwed.

That's what you get for grabbing a bunch of Toronto Maple Leafs in order to make the playoffs.

If they don't sell out during the playoffs then it's just flat out embarrassing. Most crappy markets can develop a decent bandwagon fanbase during the playoffs. If they can't even do that then they don't deserve a team.

Well we can start with the 2 lockouts we've had since he's taken over but that's too easy. He seems to ignore reality and continues to try and sell hockey in markets that clearly don't give a damn. He's running a business and he's letting his own personal biases get in the way of progress. Don't get too excited when one of these crappy markets is forced to re-locate because they are going to Kansas City. Why make money in Seattle,Winnipeg or Hamilton when you can go to Kansas City and ATTEMPT to build a fanbase there?

That's the look my father gave me in 1996 when I told him I want to be like Shawn Michaels when I grow up.

Yes, but the majority of them think he's doing a good job. In an ideal world they would toss him to the curb like a cheap hooker, but I doubt it ever happens.

Hold the phone! People honestly expect the NHL to use logic?

Good for ratings and attendance, but the whole thing would blow up in their face when the Arizona crowd starts chanting Lets Go Wings

We can discuss my premature ejaculation problem at a later time. I'm not prepared to let anyone Evgeni my Nabokov just yet.

Detroit RED wings look better in RED...duh!

San Jose Sharks are like a pornstar with erectile dysfunction. Yes...You have an 11 inch penis, but what good is it if you get too nervous and can't get the damn thing up when it matters most???

Really happy for him, Teemu is a class act! (His accent is kind of sexy too )