puffy

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    Free Agent Wish List

    Careful what you wish for. Coca Cola is made of glass, he's like the Eric Lindros of defensemen. If you sneeze infront of him he will be out 10+ games.
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    Free Agent Wish List

    I'd do that deal in a heartbeat, but we can't ignore the fact that the Flyers offered them Jeff Carter and a 1st for him a little over a year ago. The older and more expensive Chris Pronger got two 1st rounders,prospect Luca Sbisa,Joffrey Lupul and a 3rd in return. I'm not suggesting Kaberle will get that big of a return, but I won't be surprised to see some crazy offers being thrown around.
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    Free Agent Wish List

    I'd love to have Kaberle here. Burkes asking price is going to be pretty high though. His no trade clause is gone, so there could be a pretty huge bidding war for him.
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    Post Everytime You Look

    I've decided to quit smoking today. If I seem a little bitchy and irritated in the weeks to come you'll know why
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    This or That

    Drive 5 hours in the wrong direction before speaking to a soul. Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
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    WCSF Game 3 GDT: Sharks 4 at Red Wings 3

    Come on Nabokov, pretend you're wearing a Russia uniform and screw up!!!!!
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    5/4 OOT Gameday

    Agreed. Without Halak that team is nothing.
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    WCSF Game 3 GDT: Sharks 4 at Red Wings 3

    It's too late? Wow you give up way too easily! Have some faith!
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    The real reason we are losing this series...

    No, this is all my fault! I forced my Ukrainian mail order bride to wear a Wings jersey at all times. Once she found out I wasn't as rich as I claimed to be she ran off with an Italian dude and took the jersey with her! That was my lucky jersey, I miss it sooo much
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    Street hockey puck/ball

    I retired from Road hockey 2 years ago after multiple shots to the crotch. It was an emotional goodbye, but I'd like to have kids one day so it had to be done.
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    Will Malkin Ever Develop a Fedorov Complex?

    Malkin doesn't strike me as the type of person that wants to be the "face of the franchise" on a team. He seems fairly comfortable in his current situation. Fame is overrated anyway. Give me the fortune and a hot wife and I'll be more than satisfied.
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    Put Ozzy in.

    Off the Florida Keys There's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go to get away from it all
  13. That's a tough task. First we must convince them that stick and skate is not weapon!

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    5/1 OOT Playoff Gameday

    Big Bubba is mad at Puffy right now. I told Bubba to try and escape the prison Shawshank Redemption style. Unfortunately he was too fat and he got stuck in the tunnel.
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    5/1 OOT Playoff Gameday

    You can't possibly be Elvis, he's been chilling in my basement for the past 32 years!!! I'd ask him to leave, but he's got some pretty good weed.
  16. We should try out for the Romanian Mens Hockey team. I like our chances!

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    5/1 OOT Playoff Gameday

    Look at the bright side Chicago.................you could save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.
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    My bet with a Coyotes fan!

    At least you can't choke on a shaved surface. I always imagined I would die doing something sex related, but choking on a pubic hair is not what I had in mind! Speaking of which, if you have a dog and you decide to shave make sure you close the door! I forgot this important step a few months ago and I had to watch my dog Ziggy throw up all over my carpet.
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    Bryzgalov Voodoo Doll

    Evgeni Nabokov touched me in inappropriate places I asked him for an autograph once and he aimed the pen below the waist, something tells me it wasn't an accident.
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    Round 2 Predictions

    Wings in 6 Habs in 6 Bruins in 7 Hawks in 5 Call me crazy, but I think the Habs might just pull it off. The Pens didn't impress me too much against Ottawa and Halak is a man on a mission. Never been a fan of the Habs, but if they can eliminate the Pens I'd be very happy. There is no "upset" in the Bruins vs Flyers series. Neither team expected to be here and now one of them is going to the conference finals. A successful season for either team, win or lose.
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    Beard time!

    I see my beard is growing in rather nicely. A man who past me on the street this morning said Shalom to me.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    In that case...no.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    That's like asking a man "Do you enjoy sex?". Of course he's a fan.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Fleury is NOT a great goalie. This year 2.65 Last year 2.67 I'm sorry but when you play for the Pittsburgh Penguins and you got a GAA like that there is no excuse. He's a slightly above average goalie who has received god status because of the team he plays for. Put him on an average team and he will pull a Vesa Toskala.
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    4/28 OOT GDT: Montreal @ Washington G7

    Simple solution, we sell Organic Breast Milk and Breast Milk from concentrate for the silicone.