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Ooh, good one. I prefer wrap, but really I just like presents regardless of what they're wrapped in. Gum or mints?

haha, i don't know man, anyone who gets THAT excited about dollar hot dog night probably isn't exactly raking in the dough.

I lol'd. Anyway. I don't drink pop, but I typically pour my beer into a glass. salt or pepper?

In my experience, if you're over 21, you shouldn't date anyone who is younger than that. Even if it's just a few years difference, there is an entire world of possibilities that is open to one person in the relationship and not the other. Plus it's awkward if you want to go to like a concert, or a bar, or a club and the other person isn't able to go. If you really like her, though, then who cares what some loser in an internet forum says, go for it!

I love this entire thread more than there are even words for.

No. When he was "Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray", he hadn't yet had plastic surgery, and looked perfectly fine--maybe even attractive, by some standards (not mine). But...um..HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LATELY?

From the Power Band website: "Power Balance is based on the idea of optimizing the body’s natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies." Ahahaha...because anything foreign is MAGICAL.

Haha, I wanted to be clear.

This song makes me bawl my freaking eyes out. The best xmas song I've ever heard, hands down.

Maybe it's because I had an awful lot to drink tonight, but...every time I look at your avatar, I die laughing.

Haha, because Andrew Krystal is the height of sexiness: Loser.

I totally agree. That song will never get old as far as I'm concerned. And Karen Newman is alright by me. Though, it does appear as though all her plastic surgery is catching up with her. She's starting to look like Mark McGrath from Don't Forget the Lyrics.

You haters do realize that Budd is literally 93 years old, has been with the team for over 60 years, and lost an arm at Normandy fighting Nazis? That guy can pronounce whatever he wants however he wants, as far as I'm concerned. He's ******* earned it.

Sweet drunken dreams!

Hating on Budd?!?!?!?! Sacrilege!

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Isn't it like a Jr. roast beast now or something?

I hope my pint streak never ends. Cheers!

Clears!!! I'm getting druuuunk!

Speaking of drinking, my fiance and I do a shot for every goal we score. The only games we have lost are the games that for whatever reason, we haven't been able to do the shots. Tonight it's Parrot Bay Coconut rum, at my behest. We're washing it down with Motor City pale ale, which is a pretty disappointing beer, truth be told. Also, Kevin, I totally missed the drunken forum version of you.

Surely it's just because I'm an "ugly broad", but I think cheerleaders in general are pretty silly. They don't make much of a difference in getting people into the building, or getting victories for the team. Not that any of the other stuff that the Wings currently do during intermission or commercial breaks does. Except the pizza toss, of course. It provides people with free and delicious pizza. Also, blah blah gender roles yadda yadda, inequality, blah blah, is this the way we want to encourage little girls to be a part of the game of hockey and so on and so forth.

I was so hoping it was a Placebo Band.

Nope. The person below me enjoys going to the bar.